reconnect
United States
Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
nothappywithlife
United States
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
Anonymous
United States
She's lost control
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
lonelyhubby
United States
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
swallowsafly
Today, Facebook sent me a new friend suggestion. I opened it only to see that the person suggested was the home wrecker that broke up my marriage 4 years ago. Her cover picture is her and my ex together, along with a group of people that I used to be friends with. FML
Mel
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
nobueno
Heads up
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
ohokay
Bronx, United States
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Anonymous
United States
Furious
Today, my husband woke me up by sending me a picture of a guy I used to semi-see. The same night my boyfriend sent me a furious text asking why I didn’t tell him I’m married, because my husband has found his Instagram and was harassing him online. Like, leave me alone. FML
josh
United States
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Anonymous
To be fair and balanced…
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Top comments
Sazula 2
That just means you don't talk on Facebook much. Get over it
signe_fml 0
Exactly. When I want to talk to my spouse, I use my voice, not Facebook.
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Comments (86)
JamesGray 0
This would more accurately read: My husband doesn't use facebook or receive messages from others via facebook much, so facebook suggested we should reconnect even though we live in the same house. FML.
terriibabiiix23 0
maybe you should sooo get off yur lazy ass !
shelboo_fml 0
He's either dead or the relationship has been going downhill for a while
TheAverageLife 0
Or one of them doesn't go on facebook much. Idiot.
megan369 0
Facebook told me to reconnect with one of my friends who has passed away. That's a bigger FML than this shit.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
my facebook does that to me all the time :/ it sucks to see "reconnect with..[insert dead friends name here]" THAT would be more of an FML, but this is ******* stupid. ohhh nooooo you dont talk to your huband via facebook all the time? SHUT THE **** UP
tjnaprincess 8
Sorry about ur loss :(
guitardedman 0
liek ohemjee the internets said your marriage isn't working. did you then consult a "love calculator" that costs 45 cents a text to see if you're a perfect match or not? it'd be cool if you just played hopscotch near/on the highway soon.
alwaysalexis 0
thats a good thing? at least you dont talk to him all the time on facebook, you do live with him... lmfao, what facebook says clearly means nothing. stupid FML.
TrollTrollTroll 0
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EveryDayJackAss 0
lol Facebook win
Stealthx5 0
this shitty ass fml gets posted and mines doesnt? THE ONES I WROTE ARE INFINITY TIMES BETTER THAN THIS HORSE SHIT!! this site will go down the drain if this keeps up. well done FML.
Feverrotes 15
Well Said
grrrarrrg2 2
Are ******* retarded? how the hell is this an FML? Ok you see your husband in real life so you dont talk to him much on facebook. oh your life is so ******. Jesus christ go get your ******* tubes tied the world cant handle you reproducing. People like you are the reason abortion should be leagal
MagicMeds 0
Except that it's likely true, and so it's almost sad the even Facebook "recognizes" it (it doesn't really, but it seems like it huh?) And abortion is legal. And you have anger problems...