Love: Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML

By reconnect - 27/12/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML

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By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

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By lonelyhubby - 08/07/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML

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By swallowsafly - 08/06/2019 04:00

Today, Facebook sent me a new friend suggestion. I opened it only to see that the person suggested was the home wrecker that broke up my marriage 4 years ago. Her cover picture is her and my ex together, along with a group of people that I used to be friends with. FML

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By Mel - 27/01/2019 20:00

Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

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By nobueno - 06/09/2021 23:01

Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML

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By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

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By klv8 - 07/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

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By gmac0417 - 01/09/2012 06:02 - United States

Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was, "I thought I deleted the messages." FML

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By Noname - 11/02/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML

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Sazula 2

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:47

That just means you don't talk on Facebook much. Get over it

signe_fml 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:55

Exactly. When I want to talk to my spouse, I use my voice, not Facebook.

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undies007 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 13:48

holy hell how does this even count as an fml? when facebook tells you to reconnect with someone all it means you don't talk much over facebook!!!

loszer96 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 13:56

failure is nothing to be ashamnd of :)

ActionManly 11

Sunday 27 December 2009 14:01

GTFO the internet you needy bitch. Facebook always tells me to reconnect with my best friends, and I don't think I'm some loner *****. Get Lost, if that was an option.

kitties_fml 12

Sunday 27 December 2009 15:20

...so?!

TryToBeKind 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 15:30

You didn't deserve it and your life isn't f**ked. It's a funny facebook fail :-)

danii_s2 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:02

*like*

ROFLsyrup 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:08

I don't get why this is an FML? Did you mean EX husband? Facebook just randomly picks people from your friends list to tell you to reconnect with.

infantry831 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:12

after you reconect with him do a number 2 on his chest

maggiewalters 17

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:40

who moderates these things? COME ON!

ellbtvsvm 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:58

Um...that means absolutely nothing. Not an fml. At all.

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