Today, everyone at work was demanding I stage a party at my house. I agreed to it and rushed home to tidy up before the guests arrived. No one showed up. FML
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Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML
Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML
Today, I organized a party at my place, invited 20 people, bought snacks and cancelled my workout. Nobody showed up. I ended up eating a whole ciabatta alone. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML
Today, at work, I was supposed to have an easy two-hour shift, after which I was planning on attending a party that had been arranged to celebrate my graduation. Nearly six hours later, I am just getting home after being super busy and shorthanded at work for hours. I missed my own party. FML
Today, it was my second day of house-sitting. I was so out of my mind from not seeing people that I invited a bunch of friends over for dinner. I said I would pay for pizza and we could all hang out in the house. Even with an unsupervised house and free food, no one showed. FML
Today, after none of my friends who said they'd be at the Jackbox game night I was hosting showed up on the Zoom call, I heard a knock at the door. All of them thought it was in person at my place, which is a mess. FML
Today, I invited a bunch of friends over to hang out and watch a movie. It's been two hours since everyone was supposed to turn up, and no one has showed. Thanks, friends. FML
Today, I had a big party planned. All but one of the guests cancelled. See you at 7, mom. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd arranged a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML
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Top comments
Rangant 7
at least ur house is tidy now
marinus_fml 20
Well, invite them over for a party in your pants. ;)
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Comments (56)
anorexicbarbie 8
OP sounds like a caveman in his last sentence, "No one show up".
anorexicbarbie 8
her*
ivanaele 0
huh?...OP actually said "No one SHOWED up."
DocBastard 40
No, OP said "show up" but a kind mod fixed it.
kait729 0
you are very cute and you should get a ps3 if you do get 1 add me jojotwo09
vettle 6
well it was staged right? no one thought it wads real. next time throw a party
stolencrackers 1
... So, they demanded you have a party? And you gave in like that?
iheartglasses 0
OP, just tell yourself they got the date wrong. That might make you feel better lol
alexFYL 11
Stage, not host. You staged one, all right. Good job!
Lisa89 3
did you actually arrange this party and tell the the time and place? :-/
fernando_mt 0
Look at the bright side: at least you got to leave early from work
Inker96 0
put laxitives in a chocolate cake and watch the revenge start up :D. to be more evil, you could put an out of order sign on the bathroom :D
fpsownage22 0
well at least now your house is tidy and there's is all messy :)
Dilwann 27
'There is' vs 'theirs'. This is one of the worst mistakes I've seen. Sorry for being a grammar nazi.
k9obsessed 5
I believe you just got pwned.