Today, everyone at work was demanding I stage a party at my house. I agreed to it and rushed home to tidy up before the guests arrived. No one showed up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML
Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML
Today, I organized a party at my place, invited 20 people, bought snacks and cancelled my workout. Nobody showed up. I ended up eating a whole ciabatta alone. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML
Today, at work, I was supposed to have an easy two-hour shift, after which I was planning on attending a party that had been arranged to celebrate my graduation. Nearly six hours later, I am just getting home after being super busy and shorthanded at work for hours. I missed my own party. FML
Today, it was my second day of house-sitting. I was so out of my mind from not seeing people that I invited a bunch of friends over for dinner. I said I would pay for pizza and we could all hang out in the house. Even with an unsupervised house and free food, no one showed. FML
Today, after none of my friends who said they'd be at the Jackbox game night I was hosting showed up on the Zoom call, I heard a knock at the door. All of them thought it was in person at my place, which is a mess. FML
Today, I invited a bunch of friends over to hang out and watch a movie. It's been two hours since everyone was supposed to turn up, and no one has showed. Thanks, friends. FML
Today, I had a big party planned. All but one of the guests cancelled. See you at 7, mom. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd arranged a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML
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Top comments
Rangant 7
at least ur house is tidy now
marinus_fml 20
Well, invite them over for a party in your pants. ;)
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Comments (56)
Jimboom 12
Are you sure they were were screaming for a party at your place or were you just assuming it and then offered it and they said ok to spare your feelings? When in actual fact they wanted a party somewhere fun
Zabrielle 0
at least the house is clean.
kait729 0
supp you look emo i hope you are lol so do u. have words with friends
kateeeh 0
I'll come party it up with you....not
DocBastard 40
The lack of grammar in this FML makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a plastic spork and stuff my eye sockets with olives so I can be sure I'll never have to read anything written by this woman ever again. Please mods. The eyeballs...think of the poor eyeballs...
slayerxx 7
haha yeah you hit the head on the nail there. no one show up... you can say that again
Sirin_fml 47
Say what?
DocBastard 40
Seriously, I just bought a spork and some Kalamatas. Please help me.
brandi_1387 4
They probably just said party at your house so you would go home instead of to the real party lol.
BogJuan 5
I have an image of all the people at work screaming and wailing "PARTY!"
yyyttt 0
yes i know is good
basketbrandon 0
atleast your house is clean
wDeemish 0
Why did you agree ? :
Xavi89 0
lol I've done this before