Today, during a sleepover at my friend's house, I woke up in the middle of the night with a dire need to pee. As I walked in the dark to the bathroom, I saw a silhouette in a doorway and instictively screamed. Turns out it was my friend's sister's One Direction cutout. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
Today, after staying up all night at my friend's house, I woke up to something I couldn't identify on my cheek, so I slapped it away. When I heard crying, I opened my eyes and realized it was my friend's three year old sister who was trying to be sweet by kissing me on the cheek. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
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James64138 26
Well, I'd scream if I saw One Direction too.
MarisaCB 16
Why does she have a 1D cut-out? -_-
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Comments (133)
Enslaved 38
Growing up I had to deal with the New Kids on the Block craze then The Back street Boys and Nsync etc... It's like that Hydra monster, you think it's dead then it sprouts back with a vengeance and different faces!
GorcPic 4
Like the energizer bunny, that genre keeps going and going and won't die out.
SousapCody 6
35- Don't forget the Hanson brothers!
JennNoVa 8
You need new friends.
makitokito 14
It was her friends sister...
docscientist 10
So you're saying you screamed twice.
EnterSandman_fml 20
I remember a friend of mine had a Luke Skywalker cardboard cutout. During a sleepover, I hung it on the back of the bathroom door, so that whoever needed the bathroom would look to the door and see someone watching them pee. His little sister happened to be the victim, and she woke up everyone in the house with her screams in addition to pissing herself before even lifting the lid on the toilet.
zandalee 20
Everyone else does! :$
AliveLikeFire 7
That's enough of a reason to jump even when the lights are on!
AnyaS 19
Just as bad.
lengi123 18
I would scream anyways, the fact they're popular scares the shit out of me
EsOSiQueEs 14
Well you could've peed yourself too. Unless there's something you left out of this FML. :P
anders09ma 7
Your friends a freak