Today, during a sleepover at my friend's house, I woke up in the middle of the night with a dire need to pee. As I walked in the dark to the bathroom, I saw a silhouette in a doorway and instictively screamed. Turns out it was my friend's sister's One Direction cutout. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
Today, after staying up all night at my friend's house, I woke up to something I couldn't identify on my cheek, so I slapped it away. When I heard crying, I opened my eyes and realized it was my friend's three year old sister who was trying to be sweet by kissing me on the cheek. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
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Top comments
James64138 26
Well, I'd scream if I saw One Direction too.
MarisaCB 16
Why does she have a 1D cut-out? -_-
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Comments (133)
asdfghjklana 9
Was it Harry?
daniel_dd31 13
Let me guess.... your a teen girl who "loves" 1D.
HaneenDixon 16
23- of course she's a girl.. Haven't you seen her in her profile pic!!! Pretty too..
curlstar 6
Idk... it sort of looks like Justin Bieber!
HaneenDixon 16
33- Sarcasm my friend. Sarcasm! (¬_¬)
daniel_dd31 13
33- Really? I didn't notice.
JessStyles 12
Harry's mine!
MitChell127 5
33- Your point?
picante72 24
Its even more scary in full daylight when you can see all the details and colors. You'd need therapy after witnessing that.
musiciangirl591 16
my older sister has an edward (from twilight) cutout, much creepier
JessStyles 12
*gives death stare* I don't like you
klutz44 28
65 - you're giving a lot if death stares. It's getting old. And we get it, you love One Direction, particularly Harry. Point made.
profligatesoul 18
Which member was it?
zandalee 20
An enlarged member. Heh
waitwhatsgoingon 18
The gay one.
musiciangirl591 16
number 55- which one is that :P
Zebediabolical 45
All of them.
Mopmob02 18
You are not alone OP, they scare me too. With their repetitive pop music and silly lyrics, sigh boy bands smh.
JessStyles 12
*gives death stare*
Geometric 18
The bad music, it burns!!!
gman90210 18
Have to ask did you have to finish your trip to the bathroom?
rattusrattus 19
I had a housemate last year who liked them. One Direction are mind-ravaging horrors, much like Cthulu but without the charm.
brandywine02 5
if I were you I would have peed on the cut out and drawn on it add some man hair to that boy band freak
curlstar 6
One more reason to hate One Direction.
darlinjai 18
I would have screamed even fully awake...