By MystoganFT - 17/12/2015 02:55 - United States - Emmaus

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Today, some guy I don't know walked up to me and told me that he's determined to sleep with my girlfriend, then walked away while giving me the finger. I've never seen him before in my life. FML
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I bet he's determined to give your girlfriend 'the finger' too.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 32
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Well, at least he gave you fair warning. That's more than most of us get.

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lexiieeex3 32

Shit man your girlfriend better watch out

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gotaplanstan 28
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interesting nickname to give op lol

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I bet he's determined to give your girlfriend 'the finger' too.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 32
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Well, at least he gave you fair warning. That's more than most of us get.

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thawny_fml 21
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OP didn't beat the shit out of him. Typical beta. Waiting for the "my girlfriend cheated on me FML".

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TH_Insomniak 15
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right, I'd've thrown one right then and there just as a warning. better not even say a rude word about my girlfriend, let alone say something like that lol.

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BrokeCantaloupe 10
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I'd run like fuuuck

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Ldeliveryman 3

L

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Mynamewontfi 40
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Maybe your girlfriend knows who it was.

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aruden 25
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either that or the dude was just fucking with him

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ezrocks4u 29
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Well, now if he actually fucks your girl, fuck him up. He gave a warning, therefore he won't need one from you.

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Yodaddy52 7
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I misread this. I thought you were gonna say you'd fuck HIM lol

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Ldeliveryman 3

L

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sturschaedel 27
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Looks like your girlfriend has a stalker. Better warn her about him and make sure she is safe.

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idk_rose 25
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At least you have a girlfriend ? Jk. Call the cops on this one.

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XxDanno316xX 27
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Hello 911?! This man, he, he.. threatened to have sex with my girlfriend. Send all the troops!

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gobiteme2 34

Had a girlfriend.

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