By MystoganFT - 17/12/2015 02:55 - United States - Emmaus

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Today, some guy I don't know walked up to me and told me that he's determined to sleep with my girlfriend, then walked away while giving me the finger. I've never seen him before in my life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 110
You deserved it 1 809

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I bet he's determined to give your girlfriend 'the finger' too.

Well, at least he gave you fair warning. That's more than most of us get.

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Shit man your girlfriend better watch out

interesting nickname to give op lol

I bet he's determined to give your girlfriend 'the finger' too.

Well, at least he gave you fair warning. That's more than most of us get.

OP didn't beat the shit out of him. Typical beta. Waiting for the "my girlfriend cheated on me FML".

right, I'd've thrown one right then and there just as a warning. better not even say a rude word about my girlfriend, let alone say something like that lol.

Maybe your girlfriend knows who it was.

either that or the dude was just fucking with him

Well, now if he actually fucks your girl, fuck him up. He gave a warning, therefore he won't need one from you.

I misread this. I thought you were gonna say you'd fuck HIM lol

Looks like your girlfriend has a stalker. Better warn her about him and make sure she is safe.

At least you have a girlfriend ? Jk. Call the cops on this one.

Hello 911?! This man, he, he.. threatened to have sex with my girlfriend. Send all the troops!

Had a girlfriend.