Today, some guy I don't know walked up to me and told me that he's determined to sleep with my girlfriend, then walked away while giving me the finger....

By MystoganFT - 17/12/2015 02:55 - United States - Emmaus

Today, some guy I don't know walked up to me and told me that he's determined to sleep with my girlfriend, then walked away while giving me the finger. I've never seen him before in my life. FML

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By coming back in the future | 30

#6487009 - Thursday 17 December 2015 11:21

I bet he's determined to give your girlfriend 'the finger' too.

By Earl_KarmasBitch | 28

#6487013 - Thursday 17 December 2015 11:27

Well, at least he gave you fair warning. That's more than most of us get.

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By lexiieeex3 | 32

#6487008 - Thursday 17 December 2015 11:19

Shit man your girlfriend better watch out

gotaplanstan | 28

#6487505 - Thursday 17 December 2015 22:10

interesting nickname to give op lol

By coming back in the future | 30

#6487009 - Thursday 17 December 2015 11:21

I bet he's determined to give your girlfriend 'the finger' too.

By coming back in the future | 30

#6487011 - Thursday 17 December 2015 11:25

By Earl_KarmasBitch | 28

#6487013 - Thursday 17 December 2015 11:27

Well, at least he gave you fair warning. That's more than most of us get.

thawny_fml | 21

#6487303 - Thursday 17 December 2015 18:10

OP didn't beat the shit out of him. Typical beta. Waiting for the "my girlfriend cheated on me FML".

TH_Insomniak | 15

#6487311 - Thursday 17 December 2015 18:17

right, I'd've thrown one right then and there just as a warning. better not even say a rude word about my girlfriend, let alone say something like that lol.