Today, driving home, I got bored and started debating how I know this is reality and not just a dream, even though dreams often seem real. The answer came quickly; in my dreams, I work normal hours and have time for things like hanging out with friends, and having a girlfriend. FML
metalwolf tells us more.
metalwolf 17
The problem isn't really organizing my time. Ideally I would like to get to sleep right when I get home and wake up in the early afternoon, but usually I fall asleep in the afternoon and wake up just a bit before I need to go to work again. Speaking of, I should be asleep right now.
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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jessicaazzzzzzzz 3
Sad panda.
WCARlover 35
I'll be your girlfriend OP, cause my work hours suck too haha
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sammsteed23 3
Hah! Legend!
racheljessie 17
Is this the real life, or is it just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality!... (5 points if you can name and continue the quote!). Oops! Someone already posted this quote! Sorry. Feel free to thumb me down.
nofearjenshere 12
"Open our eyes, look up to the skies and see... " I'm glad I was not the only one to think of this song when I read the FML. Haha (: I love Bohemian Rhapsody!
THE_A_TEEN 28
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go A little high, little low Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me...
Zedd_fml 8
You Moonians and your eggos. Us Martians have Waffle and chicken.
lmngrl889 14
TheresNoMoreTp 4
Shit happens
ImThatWeirdChick 2
Mindfuck!!!!!
jaredofmo 22
You have deep reasoning. Deep. Deeper than the deep end at the kiddie pool.
BubbleGrunge 18
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality...
scuttlebuttz 1
My dreams usually have dinosaurs. **** yeah
DiruKitty18 8
Aw, man you got me all excited lol. If only it was true.:P I ******* love the moon haha.