Miscellaneous: Today, campus security called me to let me know a lawnmower crashed...

By Anonymous - 28/09/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, campus security called me to let me know a lawnmower crashed into my car. Apparently the guy mowing the lawn lost control. My car wasn't parked by any grass. I need a new bumper. FML

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Shit, dude

By Johnny on the Spot - 12/02/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, campus security called to inform me that my car had been in an accident. I rushed down to the security office to find most of the officers laughing. A portable john blew over on to my car and smashed my rear window. Now, security calls me "Port-A-Potty Guy," and my car smells like shit. FML

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By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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By Jim - 12/04/2018 01:30

Today, I dropped my car off at the dealership for a bumper replacement due to a hit and run in a parking lot. After being told it was ready, their shuttle picked me up, and backed up into my just-replaced bumper. FML

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By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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By rainey - 03/02/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, my car alarm went off so I went outside to investigate. Apparently, the abundant rain water in my street had swept a trash can five houses down, only to be stopped by my car. My bumper was dented by a run-away waste receptacle. FML

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By shit_fer_luck - 16/12/2014 16:35 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML

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By dreefsa - 05/02/2012 08:08 - United States

Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML

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By This Guy - 26/09/2011 17:18 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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Kyzahhh 7

Wednesday 28 September 2011 18:57

I hate losing control at 5mph and crashing into cars while on my lawnmower

techweed 12

Wednesday 28 September 2011 18:54

That bastard should pay for it

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Richspartan372 1

Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:38

Sue there asses!

batman_516 9

Thursday 29 September 2011 4:13

*their

crackbunny626 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 0:25

screw that! I'd kick his but! FYL but shame on you if you didn't make that turd pay for damages!

thejedi08 10

Thursday 29 September 2011 0:51

was he drunk???

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 29 September 2011 4:33

Damn those crazy, drunk lawnmower drivers.. ought to need a license for one of those things!

YoshiXclusive 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 6:39

Fukin mexicans!

melimeli628 10

Thursday 29 September 2011 7:35

Sue!

RokNRoll11 9

Thursday 29 September 2011 14:55

No control much?

MrLoux 6

Friday 30 September 2011 2:47

Campus security had better pay for that.

tavs02 6

Friday 30 September 2011 3:21

How on earth do you lose control of a lawn mower?!

th3hardrocker 12

Sunday 2 October 2011 23:27

Freaking beaners

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Shit, dude

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