Intimacy and Transportation: Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road... - FML

By WellOops - 18/07/2018 05:00

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Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML

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By Karly - 03/02/2022 20:00

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Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML

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By chelse_elyce - 21/01/2015 04:10 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML

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By justgreat - 24/03/2012 02:30 - United States - Opa Locka

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Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

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By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2022 13:00 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was involved in a car crash. When I told him, my boyfriend was more interested in what he was going to have for lunch. FML

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By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

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By emm - 18/03/2011 16:11 - United States

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Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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By dream_girl_3 - 08/03/2010 09:37 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML

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By Sean - 14/08/2016 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, as I was crossing a street, a car hit me and broke two of my ribs. The driver was too busy paying attention to his girlfriend who was giving him a blowjob from the passenger seat. I could see the look of ecstasy on his face as he rammed into me and drove off without noticing. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Sunday 24 June 2018 16:20

Unwritten life rule #306 - Don't do stupid shit in a moving vehicle, you dumb ****.

interesting33 36

Sunday 24 June 2018 12:09

You were totally distracting him and endangering your lives and others by doing that. He might have has his eyes on the road but the stimulus of that would make it hard to concentrate. You both deserve it in my opinion and I'm glad no one was hurt.

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boopingsnoot 24

Wednesday 18 July 2018 7:21

Apologies on the failed Darwin Award attempt. Better luck next time.

cable 6

Wednesday 18 July 2018 7:23

road dead

cable 6

Wednesday 18 July 2018 7:24

road dead

isamar5 7

Wednesday 18 July 2018 7:37

“Here at Farmers we know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two” -Farmers Insurance

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 18 July 2018 8:40

This can be done safely ;)

BeefyQueefy 14

Wednesday 18 July 2018 18:13

Wow like when the car is stopped? ******* tards

BeefyQueefy 14

Wednesday 18 July 2018 18:13

Wow like when the car is stopped? ******* idiots man

BeefyQueefy 14

Wednesday 18 July 2018 18:13

Wow like when the car is stopped? ******* idiots man

BeefyQueefy 14

Wednesday 18 July 2018 18:13

Wow like when the car is stopped? ******* tards

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Wednesday 18 July 2018 9:22

dumbass

Linz645 19

Wednesday 18 July 2018 10:36

Well that was your own stupid fault then wasn’t it!!

Davros 12

Wednesday 18 July 2018 10:47

Hope it was just a fender bender or you might have been impaled and he could have been de-headed.

Aiden89 23

Wednesday 18 July 2018 13:18

Wow, I’ve never clicked YDI so fast..

Joey Zarnick 3

Wednesday 18 July 2018 13:45

wish my wife would stop being a prude and be more like you lol

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