By James - 05/11/2009 16:38 - United States

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Today, before having morning sex, my girlfriend for over a year whispers to me "Do that thing you did at the Halloween party". There was no morning sex as I reminded her that I was sick with the flu then and didn't go with her to the party. FML
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No holiday is an excuse to act slutty. Halloween may have the opportunity to dress slutty but it doesn't mean you have to fuck everything with legs. I was in a relationship for four halloweens with the same guy and I never fucked anyone but him. Sloppy drunk girls are disgusting

Maybe she wanted you to not be there, like you weren't there at the party. You probably should have guessed cunnilingus and gone for it. After you bust a big, fat nut all over her face, that's when you find out what happened at the party.

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No holiday is an excuse to act slutty. Halloween may have the opportunity to dress slutty but it doesn't mean you have to fuck everything with legs. I was in a relationship for four halloweens with the same guy and I never fucked anyone but him. Sloppy drunk girls are disgusting

ydi for having sex b4 marriage

#54- go back to thumping bibles you ignorant twat

1, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING LEARN TO SPELL CORECTLY

Ditch the bitch

You shouldn't be excused for your foul spelling and poor grammar!

ok so if your first, cant u spell?? honestly, are u child or illiterate

Are you really telling someone that they can't spell...? LOOK AT YOUR COMMENT.

@yellowstockings... you fail at life. you insult people about spelling yet you fail to use proper gramar or spell correctly. you sir, have failed

Excuse me if I'm wrong but he doesn't have to type right because he's not first, according to his comment.

You're excused; you're wrong.

Oops sounds like you two have some talking to do. You must be furious!

wow fuck that bitch! in the ass!!!

Wow....what a slut-bag!

Maybe she wanted you to not be there, like you weren't there at the party. You probably should have guessed cunnilingus and gone for it. After you bust a big, fat nut all over her face, that's when you find out what happened at the party.

Damn bro that sux

Dude I am actually really REALLY curious what happened and how it all ended... any way you can tell us? Pleaaase?

lol dumb bitch outed herself

Shouldn't this be a NFL? No Fucking in my Life?!??!