By James - 05/11/2009 16:38 - United States

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Today, before having morning sex, my girlfriend for over a year whispers to me "Do that thing you did at the Halloween party". There was no morning sex as I reminded her that I was sick with the flu then and didn't go with her to the party. FML
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jadedwaitress 0
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No holiday is an excuse to act slutty. Halloween may have the opportunity to dress slutty but it doesn't mean you have to fuck everything with legs. I was in a relationship for four halloweens with the same guy and I never fucked anyone but him. Sloppy drunk girls are disgusting

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perdix 29
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Maybe she wanted you to not be there, like you weren't there at the party. You probably should have guessed cunnilingus and gone for it. After you bust a big, fat nut all over her face, that's when you find out what happened at the party.

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jadedwaitress 0
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No holiday is an excuse to act slutty. Halloween may have the opportunity to dress slutty but it doesn't mean you have to fuck everything with legs. I was in a relationship for four halloweens with the same guy and I never fucked anyone but him. Sloppy drunk girls are disgusting

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TeeHee124 0
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ydi for having sex b4 marriage

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hobbsicle805 0
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#54- go back to thumping bibles you ignorant twat

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JenDanielle917 13
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1, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING LEARN TO SPELL CORECTLY

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meepmerp 20
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Ditch the bitch

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Pinkraincoat 18
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You shouldn't be excused for your foul spelling and poor grammar!

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yellowstockings 0
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ok so if your first, cant u spell?? honestly, are u child or illiterate

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caticaticati 3
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Are you really telling someone that they can't spell...? LOOK AT YOUR COMMENT.

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michael32123 0
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@yellowstockings... you fail at life. you insult people about spelling yet you fail to use proper gramar or spell correctly. you sir, have failed

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farsidee 0
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Excuse me if I'm wrong but he doesn't have to type right because he's not first, according to his comment.

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Jonah171 12
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You're excused; you're wrong.

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Erindub 0
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Oops sounds like you two have some talking to do. You must be furious!

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xARxSold1er 0
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wow fuck that bitch! in the ass!!!

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Punkartmama 0
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Wow....what a slut-bag!

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perdix 29
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Maybe she wanted you to not be there, like you weren't there at the party. You probably should have guessed cunnilingus and gone for it. After you bust a big, fat nut all over her face, that's when you find out what happened at the party.

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Tarak_fml 7
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Damn bro that sux

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MadVlrus 1
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Dude I am actually really REALLY curious what happened and how it all ended... any way you can tell us? Pleaaase?

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LevyLove 17
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lol dumb bitch outed herself

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kukopia 0
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Shouldn't this be a NFL? No Fucking in my Life?!??!

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