Today, before having morning sex, my girlfriend for over a year whispers to me "Do that thing you did at the Halloween party". There was no morning sex as I reminded her that I was sick with the flu then and didn't go with her to the party. FML
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getreadysetfml
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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austinryansmith
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no not really
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jadedwaitress
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No holiday is an excuse to act slutty. Halloween may have the opportunity to dress slutty but it doesn't mean you have to fuck everything with legs. I was in a relationship for four halloweens with the same guy and I never fucked anyone but him.
Sloppy drunk girls are disgusting
Sloppy drunk girls are disgusting
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TeeHee124
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ydi for having sex b4 marriage
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hobbsicle805
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#54- go back to thumping bibles you ignorant twat
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JenDanielle917
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1, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING LEARN TO SPELL CORECTLY
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meepmerp
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Ditch the bitch
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Pinkraincoat
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You shouldn't be excused for your foul spelling and poor grammar!
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yellowstockings
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ok so if your first, cant u spell?? honestly, are u child or illiterate
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caticaticati
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Are you really telling someone that they can't spell...? LOOK AT YOUR COMMENT.
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michael32123
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@yellowstockings... you fail at life. you insult people about spelling yet you fail to use proper gramar or spell correctly. you sir, have failed
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farsidee
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Excuse me if I'm wrong but he doesn't have to type right because he's not first, according to his comment.
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Jonah171
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You're excused; you're wrong.
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Erindub
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Oops sounds like you two have some talking to do. You must be furious!
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xARxSold1er
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wow fuck that bitch! in the ass!!!
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Punkartmama
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Wow....what a slut-bag!
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perdix
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Maybe she wanted you to not be there, like you weren't there at the party.
You probably should have guessed cunnilingus and gone for it. After you bust a big, fat nut all over her face, that's when you find out what happened at the party.
You probably should have guessed cunnilingus and gone for it. After you bust a big, fat nut all over her face, that's when you find out what happened at the party.
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sam_08_fml
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lol
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Tarak_fml
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Damn bro that sux
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MadVlrus
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Dude I am actually really REALLY curious what happened and how it all ended... any way you can tell us? Pleaaase?
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LevyLove
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lol dumb bitch outed herself
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kukopia
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Shouldn't this be a NFL? No Fucking in my Life?!??!
Sloppy drunk girls are disgusting
You probably should have guessed cunnilingus and gone for it. After you bust a big, fat nut all over her face, that's when you find out what happened at the party.