By James - 5/11/2009 16:38 - United States
  Today, before having morning sex, my girlfriend for over a year whispers to me "Do that thing you did at the Halloween party". There was no morning sex as I reminded her that I was sick with the flu then and didn't go with her to the party. FML
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By  jadedwaitress  |  0

No holiday is an excuse to act slutty. Halloween may have the opportunity to dress slutty but it doesn't mean you have to fuck everything with legs. I was in a relationship for four halloweens with the same guy and I never fucked anyone but him.

Sloppy drunk girls are disgusting

By  perdix  |  29

Maybe she wanted you to not be there, like you weren't there at the party.

You probably should have guessed cunnilingus and gone for it. After you bust a big, fat nut all over her face, that's when you find out what happened at the party.

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  jadedwaitress  |  0

No holiday is an excuse to act slutty. Halloween may have the opportunity to dress slutty but it doesn't mean you have to fuck everything with legs. I was in a relationship for four halloweens with the same guy and I never fucked anyone but him.

Sloppy drunk girls are disgusting

By  perdix  |  29

Maybe she wanted you to not be there, like you weren't there at the party.

You probably should have guessed cunnilingus and gone for it. After you bust a big, fat nut all over her face, that's when you find out what happened at the party.