Work: Today, before a big client pitch I went into their office bathroom...

By soapypete - 22/10/2010 13:26 - United States

Today, before a big client pitch I went into their office bathroom to quickly slick down my hair. It had two identical automatic faucets, one for water and one for hand soap. Now my hair is full of soap, and smells like industrial strength lavender. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 10:50 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was at a very important meeting with a client and I had to use the bathroom. I was so nervous that I squirted white soap all up my suit jacket. My client walked in and commented on my "jizzy" blazer. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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By captfml - 15/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML

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By SummersEve - 12/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML

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By soapy - 01/10/2011 16:08 - Canada

Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML

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By Crabcake - 21/09/2017 19:30 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my husband bought a luxury soap that smells like lemons. Now, every time I wash my private parts in the shower, it smells like a special at Red Lobster. FML

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Eau de toilette

By anon - 05/03/2011 10:15 - United States

Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML

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Ewwww

By Mars - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing my hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then used the same towel to thoroughly dry my hair. FML

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Executive confusing

By DoseyGit - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, while brushing my teeth I noticed a hair in the sink. Running the scenario over in my mind, I was going to simultaneously spit into the sink and throw the hair on the floor. Creating a big ball of phlegm, I threw the hair back into the sink and launched a huge mouthful onto the floor. FML

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Bubbles

By soapgirl - 13/08/2009 16:07 - Philippines

Today, my mom was gifted with a toiletry basket. I grabbed the lotion and used it without asking. When I went out, it began raining hard. I got wet and noticed my skin got very sticky. Turns out the lotion was actually body wash. People were wondering why soap bubbles were coming from my skin. FML

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KylieBunny 0

Friday 22 October 2010 19:25

You can't tell the difference between soap and water??

auntbitsy 0

Friday 22 October 2010 20:20

even if you couldn't tell the two faucets apart, you didn't notice what was in your hand? really? fail.

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theprey 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 16:11

this has to be fake how don't you notices the difference between soap and water

duckie227 22

Saturday 23 October 2010 16:48

um, op? why not move your hand from the soap faucet to the water faucet and wash off the soap before slicking down your hair? I'm sure you could tell it was soap before putting it in your hair

kialuvsyoo 3

Saturday 23 October 2010 17:31

YDI for not being able to tell the dif between soap and water in ure hand.

ranger159 6

Sunday 24 October 2010 0:42

#82 your right, soap just doesn't feel like water, even without looking at it.

angel55033 12

Sunday 24 October 2010 10:00

you weren't already prepared that's your own fault, and you took the time to post this right after you did that? liar

Yawn823 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 23:52

You're from Jersey? You'll fit right in! :D

purrrplee 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 19:06

would the textures and scents not be different. not to mention that the sound its self. why wouldnt you make sure you had the right faucet. besides can you not just rinse the soap out with water?