Work: Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall...

By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By RckRagman - 30/04/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, 3 of the 4 stalls were occupied in the rest room. I took the 4th stall. Upon sitting, I let out one of the longest, loudest farts I have done in a long time. Next, I hear "Hey, how's it going?". I was CORRECTLY identified by a co-worker hearing me fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2020 14:01

Today, at work I was sitting on the toilet and a coworker came in and yelled, “That sounded like a big one!” and wouldn't leave until I left came out of the stall. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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Pissed

By Anonymous - 19/11/2023 03:00 - Cayman Islands - George Town

Today, at work, I had to use the bathroom to urinate. It's basically in an open plan office, so everyone can hear absolutely everything. After successfully and discreetly doing my business, I noticed a bit of dirt on the wall. I gave it a rub with my thumb on the smooth tile. It sounded exactly like a loud fart. FML

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Not now, mate

By yuen - 16/06/2009 14:59 - Australia

Today, I went to take a shit and found my boss shaving in the toilet. While in the cubicle, he asked me about my work and the conversation lasted 15 minutes. I stayed in there even though I'd finished shitting after 5 minutes, during which 3 people heard my progress report while shitting next to me. FML

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By dani - 25/03/2014 03:39 - United States - Dayton

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

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By missmcfarty - 01/04/2016 01:42 - Australia - Townsville

Today, I found out that my CEO knows my name, when she followed me into the bathroom and called it out in a disgusted tone when I farted so loudly, she could hear it from four stalls over. FML

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Check her out

By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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Shut up!

By Anonymous - 03/03/2013 18:03 - Germany - Augsburg

Today, I was awkwardly taking a dump at work, when a coworker in another stall started talking shit to me about our boss. I grunted and agreed, hoping he'd shut up and leave me alone. That's when a third guy sarcastically chimed in with insults from a third stall. It was our boss. FML

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Symphonic

By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 22:46 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked, "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML

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steadycreepin 5

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:26

Awkward...

th4m4ster 6

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:27

and u didnt think of punching his face ?

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flakitaa22 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:30

Are u best friends now?

Antoine_Dodson 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:30

You should have peed on his face when he looked under the stall.

R00ST3R 12

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:32

I hope he doesn't work at the desk next to you as well.

oA_Fiasco 8

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:32

he needs to learn some maners asap

R00ST3R 12

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:36

For some reason I don't think a quick lesson of manner will help.

missbreann 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:34

That bitch

MrSexyPants 14

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:37

I just imagined OP kicking that guy in the face and laughed hysterically. Thank you, good sir/lady.

Airick_TheGreat 2

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:38

Next time.. you should answer.

Buttsexpirate 9

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:39

Well howdy ho stall buddy!

ob81 8

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:39

Wow. Jerk alert. It happens though. Not really.

j_ortiz27 7

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:39

Lol

CryMoreFMLs 14

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:13

Your picture signifies your age is less than 14. Am I in the ballpark?

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