Today, at work, man who was buying medicine for his son came up to me for help. He didn't know how to explain it to me, so instead he showed me a picture of a rash on his kid's butthole. FML
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Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butthole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
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Top comments
Swandive235 27
Well that's a bit disturbing, why does he have a picture of it?? Hopefully he got what he was looking for though.
VowelMovement 15
He couldn't explain what it was. So he took a picture of it to show someone who could help him.
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Comments (44)
rockydify 22
If you work at a pharmacy, should you not expect things like this?
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Plot twist: His son is an adult.
lightningclicks 24
am I the only one thinking that the guy who came in might be using his "son" as a cover story??
ohSNAPyall 27
Are you a pharmacist or a store clerk?
LyricaSilvan 30
I'm not sure I understand how difficult it would be to say "my kid has a bad rash around his anus and I need a cream for it." Then again, maybe he's the type of person who's uncomfortable talking about those kinds of things.
middlenamefrank 8
Boy, I REALLY hope you work at a pharmacy.
SunshineBoy_fml 16
Are u paid enough for seeing such pictures? LoL
writerchic85 26
Isn't that technically child pornography?
sammysoomba 3
What has been seen, cannot be unseen.