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By Anonymous - 26/01/2016 22:22 - Netherlands - Reusel

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Today, I walked into a room to help a patient get ready for bed. Except she already was in bed, with two other male patients. I work in a retirement home. FML
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Red_Curls1995 28

Hey just because they're elderly doesn't mean they don't want to have a little fun.

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MurphyGallagher 18

This is why I love the elderly, they give ZERO ***** :)

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Red_Curls1995 28

Hey just because they're elderly doesn't mean they don't want to have a little fun.

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cheeeksss 29

Right? I need to learn a lesson from her. Hell, I don't even have one guy in my bed. And she gets two? Lucky...

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salvorican 24

Expect incoming DMs #28

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Aky0n 10

We can work something out..

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Oyas12 14

that woman's a player ;)

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

As soon as an attractive female mentions being single, all the FML pervs and creeps come out.

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DoomSkuller 28

#28 With looks like that, YOU can't get a guy? You must be doin somethin wrong...

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supr_sexy 9

who needs a good old faqng.....;) oh and #28 is lying.

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syki 22

Hey, why should the orderly get any credit? Grandma did all by—and for—herself. :P

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Sounds like the beginning of a lot of internet videos Geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men

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KittyLahv 27

...What in the hell? Please tell me that's not actually a thing. *shudders*

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pureportedpear 27

Try burning out your eyes, atleast you will have something else to keep your mind away from that image.

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nreed32 20

Senior citizens will do what they please. I'm sure they couldn't care less what you think. Kudos to them.

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Jayms_fml 32

And kudos to you for correctly saying that they COULDN'T care less. ;)

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cheeeksss 29

I know what you mean, 30. My inner grammar nazi silently cringes when I see "could care less."

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pjsr 32

The key word is 'silently'. People with poor grammar don't come to FML to get lessons. People with knowledge of grammar don't log on to read corrections of those who don't.

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Badkarma4u 17

Google "I could care less" #30 It's actually a thing.

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False_Stupidity 41

Yes #61 but the literal meaning is the opposite of how it's used. Just because it exists on Google, doesn't mean it's right.

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BigC_from_Bama 16

I could care less about this debate.. if I tried.

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MurphyGallagher 18

This is why I love the elderly, they give ZERO ***** :)

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hmrhoades 18

Sounds like she was getting TWO

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Razell 13

This is what happens when free-love hippies get old.

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crimson_roxy 23

My great grandmother did this once, we were coming for a visit. She was coming too, her's was probably more enjoyable.

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weird_adult 27

A dosage of brain bleach is required for you, op

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