Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I was at my job life-guarding, when a woman pushed the spine-board over, hitting me on the back of my head. She laughed, but I now have a concussion and a stiff neck, and my co-workers can't stop laughing at the "irony." FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML
Today, it was so hot in the un-airconditioned gym that when I got up off the floor, I slipped in my own pool of sweat and got a concussion. FML
Today, I was working out with the guy I like when he spilled his water bottle. I went to clean up the spill, bashed my face into the weight bar, which broke my nose. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, I tried to put a drinking glass on the top rack at the dish sink where I work, but lost my grip. The glass then fell into my coworker's face, the bridge of her nose to be exact. X-rays confirmed that I broke her nose. FML
Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML
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Top comments
itsme88 0
As my mom would say..."it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...or acts like a dumbass." FHL, no sympathy for you.
jbells26 0
That seems more like an FML for HER, not you.
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Comments (74)
zoey365 2
dang. maybe you should work on that aime before you try to teach little kids how to throw the football too. you could scar them for life lol
cheerchick4life 0
more of an fml for her
komotoko 0
Today I was enjoying a great day at the pool, when some jerk through a football at me, and broke my nose Im tottally calling my lawer tomorrow :P
myfriend_youfail 3
Wtf is a "lawer", wtf is "tottally", and how can you "through" something? I'm totally calling your English teacher tomorrow. :P
thighsofglory 0
You were fired before she hit the ground, too, right? Or do you work for your dad?
LOL_7052 0
Today, I was throwing stuff at people and accidently hit a lady really hard. She had a concussion. Oh how horrible my life is... Nice dude.
Starfire22 5
Wow... you fail... thats all I really have to say
schwinn11 0
1st and goal you old bitch
XxxTohardforuxxX 0
Hahaha #25
XxxTohardforuxxX 0
Hahaha #25. Anyways,OP,why do u only care about yourself? The ball hit the lady and before wondering if she was okay,you proceeded to think about yourself. I think your a ******* douchebag. :P
nazooer 11
Well, he is from texas... >.>