Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
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Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML
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Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML
Today, it was so hot in the un-airconditioned gym that when I got up off the floor, I slipped in my own pool of sweat and got a concussion. FML
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Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, I tried to put a drinking glass on the top rack at the dish sink where I work, but lost my grip. The glass then fell into my coworker's face, the bridge of her nose to be exact. X-rays confirmed that I broke her nose. FML
Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML
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itsme88 0
As my mom would say..."it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...or acts like a dumbass." FHL, no sympathy for you.
jbells26 0
That seems more like an FML for HER, not you.
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fuck_it_right 0
we call it a foot ball becase were americans not fairy ass panzys like eropeans who only like us when were saving your asses in war
Firesprite2009 0
Before you try to reprimand another nation, try using a dictionary. You remind me of the guy who was like 'AMERICANS ARE DA SHIYAT, WE ROOL U ALL.' Sadly, the members of his nation proceeded to disown him for embarrassing them. 'Fairy ass panzys'? Tell me, what is this strange word 'panzys' you speak of? & oh my god. You're another one who can't let the WW2 go? The only time America came in to help us out was when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbour. & The British meaning of 'football' makes more sense to me than the American. We might not smell of roses, but America hardly has a squeaky clean record to critisise everyone else with. Also, this isn't aimed at the people of America who can actually be respectful about things. :] xx
_Amber_16 3
Our meaning does make more sense. I mean, why name a sport "football" and then pick the ball up with your hands? Also; yes, thank you Americans for helping free my country from German occupation (I'm from the Netherlands), but considering you probably can't point out either of these countries on a map I don't think you, #58, deserve any credit for it. My final point is that we Europeans created the entire modern civilisation of America which would make you "fairy ass panzys (what on Earth are panzys?)" just like us, since you seem to imply that it is genetic or something.
princess711 0
haha I lol'ed at this ! I didn't know wether I thought you deserved it or if it is a fyl so I hit both;) that sucks though!!!!
michigan4life 0
awesome
sexton 0
lol 55
grog_fml 3
it "slipped" huh? cause obviously you're too good an athlete to ever miss a throw...
perfect666 0
atta boy tom brady.
PrimeStarscream 30
You're a moron.
PrimeStarscream 30
Moron.
bubblesam01 0
Powerful throw!?
Lillias_fml 19
Why would you throw a ball when there was a girl around...?