Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I was at my job life-guarding, when a woman pushed the spine-board over, hitting me on the back of my head. She laughed, but I now have a concussion and a stiff neck, and my co-workers can't stop laughing at the "irony." FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML
Today, it was so hot in the un-airconditioned gym that when I got up off the floor, I slipped in my own pool of sweat and got a concussion. FML
Today, I was working out with the guy I like when he spilled his water bottle. I went to clean up the spill, bashed my face into the weight bar, which broke my nose. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, I tried to put a drinking glass on the top rack at the dish sink where I work, but lost my grip. The glass then fell into my coworker's face, the bridge of her nose to be exact. X-rays confirmed that I broke her nose. FML
Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML
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Top comments
itsme88 0
As my mom would say..."it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...or acts like a dumbass." FHL, no sympathy for you.
jbells26 0
That seems more like an FML for HER, not you.
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Comments (74)
mercedeslove 0
that sucks. This FML reminds me of when I played softball in college. I hit a foul ball, a short while later one of my team mates came over and was like 'you know that foul ball you hit. Well it hit some lady on the head, and could have killed her.
k43L1 0
FTL this would be a hilarious scene in a movie, but in reality...shit...lol I hope she doesn't press charges for stupidity! :P loloolololol jk
LEPOfficer 0
This is a tricky one... On one hand, you definitely deserve it, but on the other, your life is really ******! Which to pick...which to pick?
mandychika 0
You WORK there. Not exactly professional behavior if you ask me. It's strange that around children, you were throwing a football hard enough to break someone's nose and/or knock them over/give them a concussion. YDI.
Pandacake 0
Was the woman Marcia Brady?
soiree_fml 0
FYL??? MORE LIKE FHL :(
musicislife1995_fml 0
today, I was being an idiot. to enhance my idiotness I threw a ball at a lady. my life is so ******, my life is shit because SHE got a broken nose and a cuncussion besides who throws things at women? you absolute flappy douche bag.
cagale090518 14
but seriously, how can you kick ball in pool? :D
icanfloat12 0
at 40 he aimed for his guy friend, not the old lady you douche bag
concorde1969 0
#43, It's pedantic, not pendatic. Just being pedantic really.