Today, at work, I was fired from my job for being too "forward" to my boss. All I did was get him coffee and a biscuit from McDonald's to celebrate his 15-year anniversary working there. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
Today, I was let go without warning at work. Why? Because my boss saw some comments I'd posted. Nothing I'd said was offensive or controversial, but he said he didn't care, because he didn't agree with it and didn't want me to "smear" the company name. I represent the company? I just serve coffee. FML
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
Today, I was fired without warning from my job because I was not consulting my boss about things like washing dishes and throwing away garbage. Basically, I was fired for being too good at my job. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I "didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I had to work. My boss wished me a happy birthday, and then told me I was fired. FML
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Top comments
thatguy206 27
that's not a valid reason for him to fire you.try and talk to someone higher up.
kibster9 20
Talk to headquarters and tell them your situation. You shouldn't be fired for that! Good luck op
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Comments (76)
Dominus101 20
ummm coffee and a biscuit, Nope you should have gotten him the McDouble with extra mayo and a Mc Flurry can't say NO to that
cr500guy 11
No good deed goes unpunished
cyberI7 13
Thank your lucky stars. Working for tards is a big waste of time. You can't fix stupid.
AaLlIiYyAaHh 22
Be glad you don't work for that asshole anymore :)
Omniprism 15
Make a complaint asap. Do not take that lying down. Super bullshit.
Kevlar_burrito 6
I'd dispute that if the job is worth it to you
Xaian1 17
Some people are just ungrateful..
j3nnacide 5
Sue em! Sue em! Sue em!