Today, at work, I was fired from my job for being too "forward" to my boss. All I did was get him coffee and a biscuit from McDonald's to celebrate his 15-year anniversary working there. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
Today, I was let go without warning at work. Why? Because my boss saw some comments I'd posted. Nothing I'd said was offensive or controversial, but he said he didn't care, because he didn't agree with it and didn't want me to "smear" the company name. I represent the company? I just serve coffee. FML
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
Today, I was fired without warning from my job because I was not consulting my boss about things like washing dishes and throwing away garbage. Basically, I was fired for being too good at my job. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I "didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I had to work. My boss wished me a happy birthday, and then told me I was fired. FML
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Top comments
thatguy206 27
that's not a valid reason for him to fire you.try and talk to someone higher up.
kibster9 20
Talk to headquarters and tell them your situation. You shouldn't be fired for that! Good luck op
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Comments (76)
vikky538 29
Afterall McDonalds all day breakfast doesn't end up in a happy meal.
saffy66 34
No good deed goes unpunished...
Tannasgh 22
Good thing you didn't offer to buy lunch...he might have put a contract out on you...
Dexter83_fml 17
Unfair dismissal take the prick to court
ELoni_fml 25
Imagine what he would have done to you if you got him a cake..
GrumpyGrinch 23
Don't know about US (where OP is) but in my country getting McDonalds for celebration would be considered very rude, like top of the scale.
Zanquis 22
File a harassment suit against him for specializing it to the point that it made you uncomfortable.
ezrajab 22
How on earth is that justifiable? Talk to a higher up, if they do not believe you try and get a lawyer who specializes in this. Best of luck op!
ViviChenny 19
It just seems he's trying to find a reason to fire you.
cheeeksss 29
Such drama over a coffee and biscuit? Damn. Makes me think how he would've reacted if OP got him a Big Mac.