Today, at work I tried to help an old man by opening the door for him. He flipped me off because I was wearing a Kansas State University shirt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to point out the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" sign at my work to an extremely old, seemingly intoxicated man wearing an ill fitting speedo. FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today while at my job as a store clerk, I walked by a family. I smiled at their little boy, who responded by flipping me off. As I was walking away, I looked back in time to catch his dad give him a high-five. FML
Today, while volunteering at a local museum, I politely told an elderly gentleman to have a nice day. He responded by yelling "NO" and storming off. Everyone looked at me like I was some sort of monster. FML
Today, I was working at a retirement center, when an old woman came to me and asked if I would like her old clothes. I politely said, "I'm sorry, but I'm a guy." She then said, "You could have just said no, instead of rudely lying to me." FML
Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML
Today, I saw an old man struggling with three bags, so I offered to carry them for him. He must not have heard me because when I bent down to take the bags, he thought I was stealing them and punched me in the face. FML
Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML
Today, I went to work and said hi to my boss. He reached towards me. I thought he was trying to give me a hug, so I awkwardly hugged him back. Turned out he was just trying to fix my shirt collar. FML
Today, I was holding on to a shirt that I planned on buying, when an elderly man bumped into me. The shirt fell out of my hand, and slid just out the door. I went to the counter to explain what happened. Everyone accused me of trying to steal it anyway. FML
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NJXD 0
just carry on my wayward son
mintcar 10
Clearly he hates you and KSU.
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Comments (121)
patbraves 0
do ducks!
Ktay311 0
Should be a KU fan bitch. :)
ReginalUT 0
Old people are something else arn't they lol.
prettylittledevi 0
how do you know that was the reason he was flipping you off?? he could of been flipping you off cause your ugly for all you know
choirgirll 0
ROOOOCCCKK CHAAAAALLLKKKK JAAAYYYHAAAAWWWWKKK!!!!!!!!
lilmissprissNkc 0
Rock chalk jayhawk baby! That really does suck tho... Not all jayhawkers are poor sports OP. I probably would have said thanks and winked!
jayAZ 3
old man is a jayhawk!!! KSU burn that before the madness begins!!
cat0340 0
KSU is afreakinmazing!
CallMeSmooth23 0
KU all the way pussycats
duranna144 1
that's what you get for supporting ksu!