Today, at work, I had a crease in my pants. Everyone thought I had a boner. Later in the day, when I actually had one, no one could tell. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I was at the office making copies for a project. As I left the copy room my dress pants caught a sharp something on the door frame and ripped open my pants. All my co-workers saw my pink boxer briefs. Now I'm called "Pinky" by everyone. FML
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML
Today, I laughed about a fold in my girlfriend's jeans that felt like she had a tiny boner. She started crying. Turns out she has a slight deformity. Oops. Explains why we've been taking it so slow. FML
Today, I sharted in work this morning. It was rather unpleasant and everyone around me knew what had happened. The embarrassment was stifling. FML
Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
I'm sorry nobody could see the shape of your penis through your pants, OP. Everybody deserves to have the shape of their penis seen. :( Wait, what?
chuka81 27
Whatever your job is, it seems to always keep your crutch area very busy.
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Comments (77)
neilmalik 12
Lol I just am so sick
Linz645 19
seriously? How small are you like?
embracingsilence 15
I don't know what you want our reaction to be.
Jayroc 18
It's the pleats the pleats in the pants!!
rojoesydney 6
You must wear sum big ass pants
Richard6036 13
I would stick with the first story
ba_dumas 4
thats a good thing
inolongercare 19
At least when you HAD a bone no one noticed :-/ and they weren't staring at your crotch
MissMei_fml 16
It almost sounds like you ~wanted~ everyone to stare at your manhood!
raunchaholic 7
Sounds win/win to me.. I mean I'm a chick but boners in the office, sound good to me.. Although I'd like the real one over the imaginary creased pants one. But if you don't mind.. And this might be a chick not understanding guys.. Why was there an actual boner at work.. Unless your in ****