Today, at work I got told off by my manager for texting while working. Enraged by this, I trash talked her to the new girl at work. The new girl, a.k.a. my manager's daughter. FML
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Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, I handed a written complaint to a shop manager about an employee who had used foul language to my teenage daughter. I then watched as he took the complaint to the employee in question, they read it together, laughed, then the manager tore it in half and threw it in the bin. FML
Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML
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Top comments
SarahinSane 0
Moral of the story: be careful who you talk to. Or, better yet, trust nobody. Still, YDI. People who text all day under their desks instead of actually doing their job seriously irk me.
Kylewillger 1
Boo you *****!
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Comments (144)
valuemeal2 1
You shouldn't have been texting instead of working. What are you, 13?
ImAKlutz15 0
so you proceeded ugh i hate it when people use that word in FMLs it just ruins it and how did you not know that she was the managers daughter YDI for taking your anger out on someone else
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Wow, think before you act/speak/breathe much? What were you thinking?? XD Attends, t'es d'Ile-de-France?? Tout s'explique.... XD
Inoku 0
Wow, non-Parisian French people really do look down on Parisians! Fascinating.
56578 0
YDI 100% If you're being paid to work, you should work. If you can't handle that concept, there are plenty of other people to take your place. Rude people, like you, irritate me beyond belief.
Watchmaker 2
Yo dawg, I heard you like to text while workin', so we put a relative of the boss in your job so you can get fired while you text.
Asdas_fml 0
Yo dawg, I herd you like fails so we put fail in your fail so you can fail while you fail. Get the hint? Yeah, you ******* failed. Hard.
Asdas_fml 0
Have a look at; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_meme http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Yo_dawg Don't worry, you'll understand some day.
hannahleigh 0
haha agree with #19... don't whine because you can't follow rules!
muffinsareyummy 1
aw, that sucks. fyl.
were_giraffe 2
Perhaps now's a good time to learn self control. control over a texting addiction and control over your behavior at work
Monado 0
3 reasons why you deserved it: 1) You were texting at work 2) You complained about how someone says you text too much at work 3) You complained to someone you didn't even know Why did people vote "Fml"?
brrrx 0
Excellent. 'Nuff said. 4) You said PROCEED.
Alexgoesfml 3
Why do people get pissed off when people say the word proceeding. Do we have to have a 5 year old vocabulary all the time. Also YDI for texting while working, the manager had a right to tell you off, he has a business to run and he pays you to bring money in. How is he going to get money in by you texting your friend about something completely irrelevant.
What_fut_YADY 0
Because, it was used incorrectly you dumb bitch!