Today, at work I got told off by my manager for texting while working. Enraged by this, I trash talked her to the new girl at work. The new girl, a.k.a. my manager's daughter. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, I handed a written complaint to a shop manager about an employee who had used foul language to my teenage daughter. I then watched as he took the complaint to the employee in question, they read it together, laughed, then the manager tore it in half and threw it in the bin. FML
Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML
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Top comments
SarahinSane 0
Moral of the story: be careful who you talk to. Or, better yet, trust nobody. Still, YDI. People who text all day under their desks instead of actually doing their job seriously irk me.
Kylewillger 1
Boo you *****!
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Comments (144)
TheLizardKing 0
I hate you, and I hope you get fired and never get another job. **** you
atomicmrpelly 2
lol #14! As for the OP... your boss told you to do your job... ZOMFG!
wonderbud 0
in france high five...you did deserve it though
terimaa 0
zomg you got told off for BREAKING THE RULES of a job that you should consider yourself lucky to have in the first place? woooow. you have no empathy from me. grow up.
collegeshmollege 0
you deserve it for texting rather than doing your job. You're paid to do whatever sucky job you have, not text. I hate people like you.
cathrn17 0
hate is a strong word, but i really really really dont like you
1234five 0
#3 you are a dumbass
DarthJeff 0
YDI, lazy bitch. I hope the epilogue to this story involves your firing. Time to grow up.
lingfeng 0
Wow, you totally, TOTALLY deserved that one. I'd be surprised if you still have your job after that. Completely your own fault, and completely unprofessional/unacceptable for a workplace.
iloveericmaynor 0
all your fault. dont text at work... and dont talk bad about the managers. i hate when ppl text because i end up doing all the god damn work and im so glad you got whats coming to you. i hope you get fired.
kevind23 0
YDI for being a douchebag.