Today, at work I got told off by my manager for texting while working. Enraged by this, I trash talked her to the new girl at work. The new girl, a.k.a. my manager's daughter. FML
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Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, I handed a written complaint to a shop manager about an employee who had used foul language to my teenage daughter. I then watched as he took the complaint to the employee in question, they read it together, laughed, then the manager tore it in half and threw it in the bin. FML
Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML
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SarahinSane 0
Moral of the story: be careful who you talk to. Or, better yet, trust nobody. Still, YDI. People who text all day under their desks instead of actually doing their job seriously irk me.
Kylewillger 1
Boo you *****!
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Comments (144)
wingedvictorian 0
oh no! you can't text your friends for a few hours in the day! they're all going to forget about you and then you'll be like totally unpopular!!1! i don't know if you make texting at work a habit, but just try to avoid that. you'll survive, and you will look like a more diligent worker, which, contrary to what you may think, is actually important. i feel your pain on inserting foot into mouth though..sometimes people say stuff like that when they're pissed and then regret it later.
jet_fml 0
Well... you shouldn't be texting while working. :D
ZuraLasgeon 0
Moron. Leave your ******* phone off while you're at work. You don't get paid to text. I'd fire your ass for being so disrespectful.
suckstobyou 0
Lol sorry but u shouldn't text during work. It was just karma that the new girl was the boss's daughter.
Nakedsquirrel 5
What an infantile little snot. Too bad this didn't end in your getting fired.
zee209 0
Wow! YDI!
nonnymouse 0
You were disciplined by your boss because you were doing something WRONG. You should be working, not texting. Then you whine about to another employee? You got what you deserve. You need to grow up.
Cittenscollar 0
You're a ******* idiot. I can't stand assholes like you that get mad at the person who catches them breaking the rules. Grow the hell up.
KyleOkposofan 0
YDI for texting at work. You get paid to work, not text.
Teekayahr 0
Why the hell would you get mad for him telling you not to do that? Duh! He's paying you to work. You're probably one of those people that texts in the movie theater too.