Today, at work I got told off by my manager for texting while working. Enraged by this, I trash talked her to the new girl at work. The new girl, a.k.a. my manager's daughter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, I handed a written complaint to a shop manager about an employee who had used foul language to my teenage daughter. I then watched as he took the complaint to the employee in question, they read it together, laughed, then the manager tore it in half and threw it in the bin. FML
Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML
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Top comments
SarahinSane 0
Moral of the story: be careful who you talk to. Or, better yet, trust nobody. Still, YDI. People who text all day under their desks instead of actually doing their job seriously irk me.
Kylewillger 1
Boo you *****!
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Comments (144)
tlb11 0
ME TOO! I screwed up my back somehow laying in bed... I'm an active person, I get hurt a lot. But, not laying in bed...
alex_vik 1
YDI for texting instead of working.
bordemstirs 0
I hope you get fired. So your not doing your job, someone tells you too and you go throw a fit?
What_fut_YADY 0
YDI, you diot.
Uvula 0
proceeded?
Roxas_fml 0
YDI for not working when you should have been while at WORK. Moron.
Nightfallz 0
your not getting paid to text your getting paid to work. now qft and get back to work bitch
JRo 0
Maybe if you weren't such a dumb bitch and did your job instead of texting all day your stupid ass could of avoided this situation.
Escapist28 0
I'm still waiting for the part where your life is ******. So far all I've got is that you chose the absolute wrong time and place to text, your superior rightly called you out on it, and your response is to rant about the boss to a new employee whom you know nothing about. I imagine you didn't even know her name if you didn't realize they were related...
brandonmiller21 0
how does it feel to be completely OWNED??!! respect the workplace and shut your ******* mouth. brat.