Today, at work I got told off by my manager for texting while working. Enraged by this, I trash talked her to the new girl at work. The new girl, a.k.a. my manager's daughter. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, I handed a written complaint to a shop manager about an employee who had used foul language to my teenage daughter. I then watched as he took the complaint to the employee in question, they read it together, laughed, then the manager tore it in half and threw it in the bin. FML
Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML
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Top comments
SarahinSane 0
Moral of the story: be careful who you talk to. Or, better yet, trust nobody. Still, YDI. People who text all day under their desks instead of actually doing their job seriously irk me.
Kylewillger 1
Boo you *****!
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Comments (144)
Decoderma 0
little thing called Karma
ilikeboys 0
that's happened to me before. cept instead of whining to some 'new girl' about it, i knew that i was in the wrong and just didn't let it happen to me again. YDI
softballplaya822 0
wow way to go smarts! don't be surprised if you don't have a job after this...
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
I still don't get what everyone's problem with "proceed" is?
padlarf 14
Because it is completely unnnecesary.
lmmmr 0
Most things on the website are completely unnecessary. Proceeding is probably the least annoying of all of them.
ponu 0
It annoys some people because it often seems that the person posting is a brainless sheep who decided to use the word to sound more intelligent, rather than because it fits the context of the statement. Though, I'm sure some people who are jumping on the anti-proceeded bandwagon don’t actually know how to use the word properly either. Most people are sheep. Some are nice, some are not, but they're still sheep.
Shannon Valerie 5
or....the person is smart? however...I don't understand why using proceed is a show of intelligence. it's an every day word. Maybe the people who think that need a dictionary.
redbluegreen 41
YDI for texting at work and thinking you can bitch to your new co-worker. Even if she wasn't your managers daughter, it makes you look like a bad and lazy worker. What are you? Sixteen? #15/ PTERONOPHOBIA - A few pages of FMLs back, everyone used 'proceeded' in their FML, and a bunch of people got pissed. Plus, it's been used incorrectly. A lot.
BethanyKimberly 4
you better hope she doesn't have a great relationship with her mom.
Tubasaurus 0
Let me translate this anecdote. "My boss yelled at me for breaking the company's rules so out of my angsty childish nature I decided to talk shit about her for enforcing company rules, but the innocent employee I was bitching to was the boss's daughter. Like omigosh FML!!!!1!!"
infest0125 0
That sums it up nicely.
HipsterDoofus 0
You're a moron.
mehwhateverr 0
you shouldn't have texted when you should have been working. ydi.
kk3211 0
hey, how could she know she was supposed to do actual work at....... um, work?
DrewSaFur1313 2
Maybe you should try working...I know it's a pretty weird concept to work while AT work, but give it a shot! You must really be a little b*tch if you are complaining about getting in trouble for texting while at work.