Today, at work as a cashier, I was scanning cantaloupes. The man buying them then looked me straight in the eye and said, "Nice melons." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working in the produce department at my work. A lady came in to return some mangos. I asked her what the problem with the mangoes was. She said she didn't like the way they were talking to her. FML
Today, at my job as a produce clerk at a grocery store, I had an entire conversation with my coworker about how nice the new cabbage boxes are. This is all it takes to thrill me these days. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store and used the self-checkout for speed. Everything was going fine until I tried to weigh a watermelon. The machine beeped every time, but the price didn’t show up, just an error message. I tried to weigh it again and again, until an employee came over, sighed, and said, “That’s a cantaloupe, not a watermelon.” FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, I told a cashier at a store, “You have such kind eyes.” She smiled, then pointed to the bagging station and said, “Those are my husband’s eyes, he’s right there.” I spent the next minute bagging my groceries in dead silence. FML
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
Today, in last ditch attempt to be an adult, I trotted out to do my grocery shopping for the week. As I confidently strode through the produce aisle, I grabbed what I thought was a nice, ripe mango. At checkout, the cashier kindly informed me it was in fact a massive potato. FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me as I was leaving and said, "Have a nice… week!" FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
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tinyrosie 21
Well, at least he wasn't looking you straight in the boobs.
thatonegirlnic 10
Hey it's a compliment. For both you and the fruit. Bravo
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Comments (126)
Renlobo 8
It's only creepy if an unattractive guy says it. Otherwise it's flirting.
KawaiiCupcake 14
Lol no...
ElizabethNL93 20
"Girls might not differentiate but women do". So what- if a female were to find this amusing or take it as a compliment then that makes that person a "girl"? If this upsets you that much, then go to a damn website where they take sexual harassment seriously.
intensitive 11
Learn to take a joke.
KawaiiCupcake 14
Jokes are funny .... OP didn't find this funny
Parkour_rocks 20
That doesn't really make it not a joke though. Like if I say a knock knock joke and it sucks, is it still not a joke?
squideth 18
A knock knock joke is not the same as making stupid and unwanted comments on someone else's body.
Parkour_rocks 20
Maybe he was making a comment on the cantaloupes. They are a kind of melon. And even if he was making a sexual innuendo, it was still in pun form, which makes it technically a joke.
melons 44
I feel I should be commenting here...
tman1985 9
GIGGIDY
CaptainCommenter 6
That's no FML; that's funny.
floatablebullet 7
this man deserves a medal
Psyk_fml 11
Better melons than nuts.
EvilLittleMan 23
And then that is you reply, "I don't see a can of Vienna Weenies to compliment you on your manly sausage."
FrankHotpants 31
The opportunity to pull that off doesn't always present itself however, it's still creepy.
Cas547 8
That is absolutely hilarious.