Today, at work as a cashier, I was scanning cantaloupes. The man buying them then looked me straight in the eye and said, "Nice melons." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working in the produce department at my work. A lady came in to return some mangos. I asked her what the problem with the mangoes was. She said she didn't like the way they were talking to her. FML
Today, at my job as a produce clerk at a grocery store, I had an entire conversation with my coworker about how nice the new cabbage boxes are. This is all it takes to thrill me these days. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store and used the self-checkout for speed. Everything was going fine until I tried to weigh a watermelon. The machine beeped every time, but the price didn’t show up, just an error message. I tried to weigh it again and again, until an employee came over, sighed, and said, “That’s a cantaloupe, not a watermelon.” FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, I told a cashier at a store, “You have such kind eyes.” She smiled, then pointed to the bagging station and said, “Those are my husband’s eyes, he’s right there.” I spent the next minute bagging my groceries in dead silence. FML
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
Today, in last ditch attempt to be an adult, I trotted out to do my grocery shopping for the week. As I confidently strode through the produce aisle, I grabbed what I thought was a nice, ripe mango. At checkout, the cashier kindly informed me it was in fact a massive potato. FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me as I was leaving and said, "Have a nice… week!" FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
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Top comments
tinyrosie 21
Well, at least he wasn't looking you straight in the boobs.
thatonegirlnic 10
Hey it's a compliment. For both you and the fruit. Bravo
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Comments (126)
castleofg1ass 19
Should have responded with 'yours are pretty massive too!'
coolboy675 16
At least he didn't ask about your punani.
dingleberrysteve 6
ive heard worse while working the same job
Miss_Latina 13
Thirsty!
dunicha 20
that's when you say "yes sir, very clever" as flatly as you can. that's how i dealt with all the people who thought they were the first ones to say "if it doesn't have a price tag that means it's free!" when i worked retail. worked like a charm.
rakooligan 11
Pics so we can judge!
Neesalun 20
He probably was waiting for the opportunity to use that line for some time.
Xalandra 17
Nothing like waiting for your golden moment to be sued for sexual harassment!
avedogg 1
he was trying to be funny as fuq, and it worked
djxerxes9000 18
It's much better than saying "Hey doll, nice rack you filthy bitch. Wanna get weird?"
Xalandra 17
Because any sexual harassment is less offensive if they don't ask to **** you...
djxerxes9000 18
Precisely!
esines 9
Well, aren't you just a bundle of fun 35?
Xalandra 17
46, aren't you just a bundle of unimportant observations? Come back when you have a legitimate reason as to why or how anything I've said is incorrect. Or you could just keep making comments about me, instead of that actual issue. Which, incase you have failed to notice, is sexual harassment against females in the workplace by customers.
djxerxes9000 18
I can smell burning, the feminists keyboard warriors must be out burning bra's on FML again...
Superstitious 6
FML: Where shit gets serious
laden_swallow09 35
48- What, men can't be sexually harassed as well? You may as well tell me men can't get raped, either.
Xalandra 17
77- yes they can. I never said they couldn't, but maybe you failed to notice, OP is female. Thus why I said anything to do specifically with females.
1lowscort 8
Or, perhaps the man was very proud of the melons he had picked out and was bragging to the checker.
Miooow 16
At least OP is not a man.