Today, at work, a homeless woman called me trash, threw her coffee at me, and told me to get a job. I do have a job. It's homeless outreach. FML
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Today, I got told I was a bitch because I wouldn’t let a homeless man dig through my dumpster at work, even though he was hungry. We don’t even sell food. I work at a sex store. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML
Today, while volunteering at a local homeless shelter, I asked the woman next to me how long she'd been homeless. She works there. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML
Today, I was accosted by an angry homeless man at the recycling center, since I refused to give him my saved up bottles and cans. He insisted that he needed it more and I was "poaching his turf". I needed the recycling to put gas in my car, just to make it to work and hope I could make it back home. FML
Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
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Top comments
TheComputerGuy96 16
You should have told her to get a home.
massie21492 0
lol the irony XD
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Comments (83)
heyimzim 4
of course, I should have thought about that #28. so he could take all of my money. although I doubt he would know how to use it...
SkateboardGirl88 11
That bitch is crazy (as is most homeless people)
varkey 7
this is why i quit working with the homeless. just too many psychos. obviously, most people would want to tell her to get a job, and maybe physically retaliate, but good thing you didn't as she probably would have gone all rambo on you
ktmr316 0
I used to work in that field until I realized they made more money than me & they were getting welfare
talktomandybaby 8
if she was homeless...how did she have coffee?
trixy81 10
what is OP!?
RKftw 0
a wild homeless appeared! used NOU it's not very effective homeless used NO W it's super effective. you're ******
dcioth 0
I once walked by a homeless guy offered him door and he said not because it had a bite taken outnof it so I offered him a meal from a near by resturant he replied saying "no no I've had too much of their food this week it's starting to not taste as good"
Mahkymahk 0
FHL!
dirtyrussian97 0
could be delusional