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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 09:09 - United States - Pueblo

Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout of it is now pinned in our break room. FML

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Same thing different taste

By not a kiddy fiddler really - 29/05/2015 20:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my daughter's wedding celebration, I was doing a Michael Jackson act with a few buddies. It went well until I did the crotch-grab. I yanked my balls too hard and fell to the floor, writhing in agony in front of nearly 70 guests. FML

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That joke isn't funny anymore

By EllenD - 15/02/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, my boss caught me singing and dancing in the office when I thought no one was around. Trying to save face, I told him I was just practicing for a team-building event. He smiled and said, "Great, you can lead the next one." Now I have to choreograph a team-building dance. FML

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Start your Monday with a Song!

By inappropes - 08/07/2019 14:00

Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML

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By mortified - 30/10/2010 04:12 - Canada

Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML

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Strauss would've been proud

By Jobless - 26/03/2022 14:00

Today, at a company event, there was a break. The Blue Danube was playing. Bored, I absentmindedly start singing, “My butt is ugly” to the melody. I forgot that my mic was on and the whole auditorium heard. Not only was I sent home, but my boss wants to “discuss” it on Monday at the office. FML

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Flashdance

By Muhd Hazrie - 27/07/2021 02:01

Today, I was working as a security guard in a office building. It was 5 p.m. and most of the staff had gone home so it was pretty quiet. I did a little ballet dance around my security post. When I turned around, I saw my supervisor taking a video of me. He sent it to my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 03:34 - New Zealand

Today, I was hanging out with some disabled people at the day-centre where I work. We had the music blasting and were laughing and dancing around. My boss took me aside and said that it wasn't really appropriate for me to mock the clients by imitating their dancing. That's just how I dance. FML

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Beat It

By Anonymous - 07/09/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, we had an office party and everyone had to dress as a dead star. I love Michael Jackson so I dressed up as him. It turns out I looked more like my boss than Michael. I was then written up for "theoretically" killing my boss. FML

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By terry - 02/11/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me. I walked over to get something to drink and eat and come back with glaring looks. My screensaver had came on with pictures of my naked girlfriend. FML

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Fashion show

By Anonymous - 27/04/2016 10:39 - United States - Lemon Grove

Today, I was pretending a long corridor at work was a catwalk, when a coworker walked out just in time to see me prancing around like an idiot. Now the whole building is laughing about it. FML

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kred 21

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:05

It's close to midnight, and something evils lurking in my pants....

LittleBells 17

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:09

That must be a thriller to your co-workers.

Comments

PenguinBitch 43

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:16

Don't let that discourage you. They're having fun and you should continue to have fun too.

jmacfan1 16

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:36

A Michael Jackson song came on as soon as I saw this Anyway MJ is awesome and great to dance to

acommonman 23

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:47

wear the incident like a badge, and it can never be used against you.

StickyPickles 33

Sunday 8 February 2015 1:00

Sorry but YDI op. Always be mindful of cameras this day and age as they are almost everywhere.

gracefulnight 7

Sunday 8 February 2015 1:01

Be proud of that, OP. At least your coworkers find you funny.

henrylikestreats 22

Sunday 8 February 2015 1:05

I can't think of a single scenario in which you didn't deserve this. That is pretty funny.

KhaleesiDannie 26

Sunday 8 February 2015 1:06

They just know you got moves that don't quit

xluciferx666 21

Sunday 8 February 2015 1:10

Look at the bright side you might become a legend now

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 8 February 2015 1:16

Own that shit! You're the King of Pop, reincarnated!

kittykath32 22

Sunday 8 February 2015 1:19

Classy. But, in all reality, who doesn't love Michael Jackson?!

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