Today, at work, a customer left their cell phone behind. I tried to see if there were any pictures so that I could identify them. No, I still don't know what they look like, but I have seen their penis. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Today, a customer checking out a camera at my pawnshop asked if the memory cards got erased. I said yes. He asked if I had a case for it and I left to get it. I came back and the guy said, "There's naked pictures on this memory card!" I Look at the LCD screen and it's a picture of his own dick, which he'd just taken in the store. FML
Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, I copied some files to my phone while borrowing my grandfather's laptop. As I selectively deleted the files from the recycle bin, I noticed some pictures, and ended up seeing way more than I wanted to of his erect penis. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, in the break room at work, I was looking through my email on my phone about my Amazon orders. There was a suggested product that looked like a dildo. I turned around to see my boss behind me glancing at my phone. FML
Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML
Today, my friend asked me if I flirted with any girls during our shift. I said, "No, not any I could think of." He then told me there was a note on my windshield that said, "Call me" with a phone number on it. After my shift, I went to my car excited and read the note. It was just a penis. FML
Today, some guy sent a dickpic to my phone. I was disgusted, and wanted to find out who did it. I called the police, and they matched the number to my stepfather's new phone. FML
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canadian_ftw 8
you couldn't just look through their contacts instead..?
Shorty_Shaza 5
Why do some guys always take pictures of their penis?
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Comments (139)
muffinkitty 15
mm yeah... that sucks..
stronghand0331 17
There's nothing like a skeeter bite to make a girl go crazy!
HomeAl0ne 20
That was my phone. I thought proving it was mine would be easy, but there was a major **** up during the identification process.
intolerance 0
lmao ftw!
fearfulsymmetry 1
Don't pretend you were looking through the pictures to identify the owner OP, you just wanted a free pass to be a nosy bitch.
hoolie06 0
"Them" and "their" were both incorrect. The pronoun and possessive should both have been singular because "a customer" (singular) left the phone. "Him" and "his" would have been the correct choices.
khamu_fml 0
thank you! so many stupid people!
sourgirl101 29
When he does come back to claim his phone, asking for proof of ID should be interesting. "Excuse me sir, I'm going to need to see your penis to prove this is truly your phone."(:
im2cool2fml 0
how do you know it wasn't a girl with private pictures of her guy?
unatuna 5
YDI for not calling your own number from the cell phone and seeing what name showed up on your caller ID. Or if that didn't work, you could look under their contacts for a number labeled "home" or "work."
joa76 3
Calling his number from the cell phone and looking at the caller ID would do absolutely no good. First of all, you can find out the cell phone's number just by looking at the phone info, without using the person's minutes. Second, he HAS the cell phone, so knowing that number won't help much. But there would probably be a "home," "mom," "dad," or some similarly labeled contact, and even if there isn't, you could just look at the call log and call whoever they seem to talk to most.
ckjacques53198 0
nosey bitch
TwoFootedMan 0
Does that mean he was a dick? :)