Today, at work, a customer left their cell phone behind. I tried to see if there were any pictures so that I could identify them. No, I still don't know what they look like, but I have seen their penis. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Today, a customer checking out a camera at my pawnshop asked if the memory cards got erased. I said yes. He asked if I had a case for it and I left to get it. I came back and the guy said, "There's naked pictures on this memory card!" I Look at the LCD screen and it's a picture of his own dick, which he'd just taken in the store. FML
Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, I copied some files to my phone while borrowing my grandfather's laptop. As I selectively deleted the files from the recycle bin, I noticed some pictures, and ended up seeing way more than I wanted to of his erect penis. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, in the break room at work, I was looking through my email on my phone about my Amazon orders. There was a suggested product that looked like a dildo. I turned around to see my boss behind me glancing at my phone. FML
Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML
Today, my friend asked me if I flirted with any girls during our shift. I said, "No, not any I could think of." He then told me there was a note on my windshield that said, "Call me" with a phone number on it. After my shift, I went to my car excited and read the note. It was just a penis. FML
Today, some guy sent a dickpic to my phone. I was disgusted, and wanted to find out who did it. I called the police, and they matched the number to my stepfather's new phone. FML
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canadian_ftw 8
you couldn't just look through their contacts instead..?
Shorty_Shaza 5
Why do some guys always take pictures of their penis?
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Comments (139)
Doortje 30
If you weren't such a prude you would be able to recognize a customer by his penis.
machiko_fml 0
Just wait till they come to claim it. You'll know who they are and what their penis looks like.
RedPillSucks 33
cust: hello? I think I lost my phone here. Can you check to see if anyone has returned it? OP: erm...., can you describe it? cust: Sure. It is a red Motorolla Droid 2 phone... OP: I meant the penis. Can you describe the penis? cust:erm...., I'm a woman. OP: Sorry, the phone must not be yours.
ajfraser 3
lol
xShannonxSammyx 7
You could have turned it into the lost and found, or police.
unidentified_sta 5
Must be the guy from a few FMLs back... Don't judge, he was just sending it to his girlfriend.
carmenvolkers 1
YDI for looking at photo's at someone else's phone. did you never learn that that's private?
Lulu714 0
must be a bloke! haha
Shorty_Shaza 5
OP was just trying to be a good person so the first thing that may have popped up in his head was to look through the photos and get some clues. Looking through the contacts may have been a better idea but he was just trying to help. So I don't understand how some people are saying YDI.
lenasaur 0
Yeah that only works if he was a teenage girl who took pics of himself for myspace. Next time, call the "home" contact and leave a ******* message.
stronghand0331 17
Or you will be calling soon...
stronghand0331 17
Oo even better, above the scandalous photo it should be written, "I'm lost and scared, please help me!" And then the number of the lost phone.
Utexas913 3
^ win. lmao