Today, at the soup kitchen I volunteer at, a guy called the food crap and threatened to shove his bowl up my ass if I didn't give him something better. FML
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Today, I was going to volunteer at a soup kitchen. I saw a man working, so I went up to him to ask where I should sign in. Before I even opened my mouth, he told me that they opened at 12 and to come back then for my meal. FML
Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML
Today, my boyfriend scolded me for asking whether he’d like his favorite soup for lunch when he was, "in absolutely no shape to survive ingesting food." Two hours later he's greedily digging into an almost expired pack of cheap and nasty supermarket waffles from out of his bag. FML
Today, while volunteering to feed the homeless, one of them asked me to follow him to his car where he had a knife and bottle so he could "bottle up my blood". FML
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML
Today, a customer gave me the dirtiest look ever and muttered, "Goody two-shoes prick" after I asked if he'd like to donate a few cents to charity. FML
Today, at the bank, some poor bastard got brutally dumped in front of everyone, prompting some total spastic behind me to cough and mockingly say "Loser!" The guy thought I'd said it, and started shoving me around and threatening to tear me a new asshole. FML
Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take my mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly ate the last of it, looked up smiling and said, "Thanks!" The soup dribbled out of my mouth and onto his hand. FML
Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML
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Top comments
extremereviews 26
This isn't Burger King, you get it my way or you don't eat the damn thing!
sullivankeara 25
Beggers can't be choosers
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Comments (76)
netflixislove 32
He should be greatful
jaydots 16
yes but at times that goes out the window
sstahpp 33
Grateful**
ZombieSazza 34
You get what you pay for. He isn't paying? Then ******* deal with it!
aliceablaze 16
Sometimes in life people simply don't appreciate what you're doing. I hope the other people that use the soup kitchen appreciate it, you're doing a nice thing!
buckdharma 38
Just think op, you could be DocBastard's new profile pic!
tatertotx3 16
Ungrateful ass. He should be happy he's even getting that. We don't know why he's at soup kitchen looking for a handout but I'm sure his attitude has a lot to do with his possible unemployment.
ForeverJasmine 26
Some people don't know how to be grateful.
Sheepalicious 20
Someone needs an ass kicking.
buckdharma 38
Dinner, and a magic show! Op- Wanna see me pull a bowl out of my ass?
danilynn6308 14
I'd tell him as soon as he can buy his own food he can complain. Ungrateful people are the worse. Sorry, OP!
sstahpp 33
Yes,they are the worse than the worst.
captainsmegma 12
Should have dropped your pants and told him he was welcome to toss the salad.
sstahpp 33
Wow...that was bad
ProfessorMctitie 20
Or just tell him he will get no more and he will like it!