Today, at the breakfast table my mum asked me what I thought about the plumber who came to our place a couple of weeks ago. I told her that I thought he was really cute and how hard I tried to flirt with him, she nodded and told me that he is her new boyfriend and might move in with us soon. FML
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Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
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Lolbrittany 0
AWKWARD TURTLE.
CDS09 0
wow, thats awkward, so is your mom going for a younger guy or you an older? Either way thats just weird
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Comments (103)
XxCrazygirlxX 0
opps wrong FML *^^* Sry
random1456 13
wooo yeaah like one of the only other aussies in this site :) sorry bout ur mum nd the plumber but wood u mind a threesome?
zebrapattern 6
btw your mom's easy.
vonfupchickrn 0
ITS MOM!!!!!
maty172 14
not in every country
hateevryone 15
oh goody
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
I bet he cleaned your mom's pipes ;)
joceALYSSA 3
WORD :p
Victoire_W 0
What?
calilovesneb 12
LAND SHARK
nickielizabeth 2
awkwarddddd!!
DarthVader77 9
Great! No more bills for plumbing!!! Match made in heaven