Today, at the age of 16, I'm recovering from hip surgery. My friends took me out to the movies to cheer me up. They thought it would be hilarious to steal my crutches and leave me stranded and alone in the mall, multiple times. It wasn't. FML
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Today, after I'd had hip surgery, my sister thought it would be hilarious to hide my crutches from me. I can't find them. FML
Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs at college. I was taken to hospital with a fractured ankle and had to call my parents to drive me home. They constantly made passive-aggressive remarks on the way home, because I'd "totally ruined" their plans to eat out at a fancy restaurant tonight. FML
Today, I finally had a chance to get outside after receiving shrapnel to my leg. My crutches had not yet arrived so I didn't want to risk it, but my buddies said they had my back. We went to the seaside and I sat down as they say they'd be right back. It started to rain and everyone forgot me. I can stand, but not walk. FML
Today, I got home from the hospital after having emergency surgery on my hand. My TikTok obsessed teenager, who barely noticed I was gone, never mind that I had surgery, chose today to actually leave her room and sit downstairs with the family. Yeah, she sat on my hand. I cried. Like a baby. FML
Today, I went to a bar which has two stories. I was on the top floor and then went downstairs. As I was going down, I recognised a boy in a wheelchair and his friends trying to get him up. I helped and took the wheelchair. One of his friends decided it would be a good moment to steal my wallet. FML
Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help me recover from major surgery. I've been sitting in the hospital by myself while she has sex in my empty apartment with some guy she met. FML
Today, I'm lying in a hospital bed with two broken leg bones, a reattached tendon, and four screws holding my leg together. Why? Because I wanted chocolate milk and some asshat didn't see me walking across the road. FML
Today, a number of people came to visit me in the hospital, including my grandparents. They called me "weak" and "a cowardly millennial" for going to the ER instead of sucking it up, and blamed me for rising healthcare costs. I had a compound fracture. FML
Today, I'm on crutches due to hip surgery. I went to the fridge to grab a bite to eat, but quickly realized if I wanted anything, I would have to eat there. I can't carry anything. Cold leftovers here we go. FML
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insertclevername_fml 0
If this doesnt scream "Get new friends," I don't know what does. FYL.
Agiggleaday 0
your friends are so inconsiderate.sorry.
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Comments (174)
SuperNova69 0
your friends r jackass's. next time they do it get a b b gun and cap them in the ass
anonymous595 0
haha it is !!:-D ..if u were a lad:-/ nah dont mind em ul tink a way ta get em bak gud luk:-) :-) .and eh sorry bout tat
babe863 0
that's pretty damn in mature..that's taken it to far I've been on crutches and they suck but that's messed up not funny at all in my opinion..
soccerchick83 0
get some new friends
Seib5777 0
I know how you feel I had knee sugery and my "friends" did that too :(
pretty_girl2022 0
woow, that's immature, and just plain mean. your friends suck. youu should get revenge (: btw, feeel better :D
hawkeyes486 3
Shoulda called security/police and claimed that random strangers stole your crutches. Get them in big trouble... then maybe they'll reconsider the "humor" in what they did.
andreabeth95 2
Iowa state? hawkeyes are pretty good. Longhorns are better :P
bkouch 1
sounds like con
baseballin25 0
you need new friends
clarissa_Gyall 0
your friends are big time inconsiderate jerks!!