Health: Today, at the age of 16, I'm recovering from hip surgery. My...

By crutchy - 20/03/2011 15:03 - United States

Today, at the age of 16, I'm recovering from hip surgery. My friends took me out to the movies to cheer me up. They thought it would be hilarious to steal my crutches and leave me stranded and alone in the mall, multiple times. It wasn't. FML

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By Stuckinbed - 19/03/2020 21:00

Today, after I'd had hip surgery, my sister thought it would be hilarious to hide my crutches from me. I can't find them. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2016 20:08 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2013 22:33 - United Kingdom - Newtownards

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs at college. I was taken to hospital with a fractured ankle and had to call my parents to drive me home. They constantly made passive-aggressive remarks on the way home, because I'd "totally ruined" their plans to eat out at a fancy restaurant tonight. FML

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Stranded

By TheLemon - 17/02/2017 04:00 - Turkey - Aydin

Today, I finally had a chance to get outside after receiving shrapnel to my leg. My crutches had not yet arrived so I didn't want to risk it, but my buddies said they had my back. We went to the seaside and I sat down as they say they'd be right back. It started to rain and everyone forgot me. I can stand, but not walk. FML

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Kids these days…

By Anonymous - 09/01/2024 05:00

Today, I got home from the hospital after having emergency surgery on my hand. My TikTok obsessed teenager, who barely noticed I was gone, never mind that I had surgery, chose today to actually leave her room and sit downstairs with the family. Yeah, she sat on my hand. I cried. Like a baby. FML

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By sadsadboy - 07/09/2015 21:20 - Peru

Today, I went to a bar which has two stories. I was on the top floor and then went downstairs. As I was going down, I recognised a boy in a wheelchair and his friends trying to get him up. I helped and took the wheelchair. One of his friends decided it would be a good moment to steal my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2018 19:00

Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help me recover from major surgery. I've been sitting in the hospital by myself while she has sex in my empty apartment with some guy she met. FML

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#worthit

By Michelle Jade - 05/09/2018 22:00

Today, I'm lying in a hospital bed with two broken leg bones, a reattached tendon, and four screws holding my leg together. Why? Because I wanted chocolate milk and some asshat didn't see me walking across the road. FML

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By gimp. - 08/05/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I had surgery on my foot. The doctor told me I'd be on crutches for 6 months. I texted my boyfriend the news, promising lots of intimate favors if he'd watch movies with me while on bed rest for the next week. He texted back, "No way. I don't date cripples." Dumped for a broken foot. FML

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By Theslacker... - 09/11/2017 16:00 - United States - Coplay

Today, a number of people came to visit me in the hospital, including my grandparents. They called me "weak" and "a cowardly millennial" for going to the ER instead of sucking it up, and blamed me for rising healthcare costs. I had a compound fracture. FML

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Sunday 20 March 2011 16:51

If this doesnt scream "Get new friends," I don't know what does. FYL.

Agiggleaday 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 16:51

your friends are so inconsiderate.sorry.

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momianajones 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 17:49

sorry, your friends are idiots. never have anything to do with them ever again. get better friends. you don't deserve to be treated badly by losers.

jenna_rae 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 17:59

u should have called security on them. FYL

erikaaa1798 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 18:00

what kind of friends do you have? it may be funny once but not multiple times...

andacondakiwi 11

Sunday 20 March 2011 18:04

I moded this, just saying :P and man that blows!

Megs431 6

Sunday 20 March 2011 18:09

u have horrible friends girl....

babyskybluex3 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 18:09

same!

stevenmx86 7

Sunday 20 March 2011 18:16

You need to get friends that aren't a holes. However, hindsight is always 20/20.

Lalala1996 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 18:33

Lol sounds like my friends. Ah well. I still love them and there meaness:)

Gummybears4life 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 18:37

Wtf is wrong with them? I wouldn't hang out with them after that...

andrealovvve 17

Sunday 20 March 2011 18:40

What great friends you have... that sucks!

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