Health: Today, I had surgery on my foot. The doctor told me I'd be on...

By gimp. - 08/05/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I had surgery on my foot. The doctor told me I'd be on crutches for 6 months. I texted my boyfriend the news, promising lots of intimate favors if he'd watch movies with me while on bed rest for the next week. He texted back, "No way. I don't date cripples." Dumped for a broken foot. FML

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Limberger 1

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Friday 8 May 2009 16:12

Wow, what an asshole

Ravemaster7 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:12

Wow, seems like he was a douche anyways. Get better with some real friends :-)

Limberger 1

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Friday 8 May 2009 16:12

Wow, what an asshole

slushpup9696 12

Saturday 24 July 2010 8:10

I would love to just chill and watch movies with my girlfriend anyway!

FIeryGinger 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 4:02

wow ur not gunna be on crutches for 6 months chill out

sovietkiwi 0

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Tuesday 16 August 2011 5:48

I'd watch movies with my girlfriend if she was hurt... I wouldn't need favors...

sovietkiwi 0

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Tuesday 16 August 2011 5:48

I'd watch movies with my girlfriend if she was hurt... I wouldn't need favors...

Bleepbloop360 7

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Friday 28 October 2011 4:53

Double post n00b

rukusrazor 0

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Friday 8 May 2009 16:13

Wow, who turns down headshots and a movie? The only thing better would be replace movie with football.

massivebox 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:12

you don't deserve him anyway. cheer up, hope the foot gets better

nexismyname 0

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Wednesday 16 March 2011 8:48

lol she doesn't deserve him? I was thinking the other way around.

MoodyBlue320 11

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Friday 24 February 2012 5:19

I'm sure it was just a typo, lol.

Ravemaster7 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:12

Wow, seems like he was a douche anyways. Get better with some real friends :-)

AL3X_M 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:13

Wow, that's really Messed up....

JohnnyDeathNote 0

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Friday 8 May 2009 16:12

LOL. that sucks. I'm sorry, don't worry it'll heal up faster and you wont walk like tiny tim anymore. He'll regret it lol

nom_nom_nom 0

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Friday 8 May 2009 16:12

What a shallow loser. I know a guy who dumped a girl when she got hit by a bus, so you aren't alone (i dunno if it would make you feel any better though...). You'll find someone better. (: