By gimp. - 08/05/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I had surgery on my foot. The doctor told me I'd be on crutches for 6 months. I texted my boyfriend the news, promising lots of intimate favors if he'd watch movies with me while on bed rest for the next week. He texted back, "No way. I don't date cripples." Dumped for a broken foot. FML
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Wow, what an asshole

Wow, seems like he was a douche anyways. Get better with some real friends :-)

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Wow, what an asshole

I would love to just chill and watch movies with my girlfriend anyway!

wow ur not gunna be on crutches for 6 months chill out

I'd watch movies with my girlfriend if she was hurt... I wouldn't need favors...

I'd watch movies with my girlfriend if she was hurt... I wouldn't need favors...

Wow, who turns down headshots and a movie? The only thing better would be replace movie with football.

you don't deserve him anyway. cheer up, hope the foot gets better

lol she doesn't deserve him? I was thinking the other way around.

I'm sure it was just a typo, lol.

Wow, seems like he was a douche anyways. Get better with some real friends :-)

Wow, that's really Messed up....

LOL. that sucks. I'm sorry, don't worry it'll heal up faster and you wont walk like tiny tim anymore. He'll regret it lol

What a shallow loser. I know a guy who dumped a girl when she got hit by a bus, so you aren't alone (i dunno if it would make you feel any better though...). You'll find someone better. (:

Was it Regina George?

Damn, that sucks. I'm on crutches myself at the moment from a sports injury. Luckily, my girlfriend is cool with it.

bahahahaaa! thats funny as heck

LMAO! i hope he was joking. FYL if he wasn't