By gimp. - 8/5/2009 08:28 - United States
Today, I had surgery on my foot. The doctor told me I'd be on crutches for 6 months. I texted my boyfriend the news, promising lots of intimate favors if he'd watch movies with me while on bed rest for the next week. He texted back, "No way. I don't date cripples." Dumped for a broken foot. FML
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By  nom_nom_nom  |  0

What a shallow loser. I know a guy who dumped a girl when she got hit by a bus, so you aren't alone (i dunno if it would make you feel any better though...). You'll find someone better. (: