Health: Today, I had surgery on my foot. The doctor told me I'd be on...

By gimp. - 08/05/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I had surgery on my foot. The doctor told me I'd be on crutches for 6 months. I texted my boyfriend the news, promising lots of intimate favors if he'd watch movies with me while on bed rest for the next week. He texted back, "No way. I don't date cripples." Dumped for a broken foot. FML

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By anonymous - 17/09/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home, a 2-hour drive, listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me, and that I'll never find a better man. Then the morphine wore off. FML

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By noname - 18/02/2013 01:28 - United States - Middletown

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By FootyFoot - 06/03/2012 11:50 - Australia

Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2022 16:00

Today, I just had knee surgery which has put me on crutches for 6 weeks. I fell on my ass after washing my hands after using the bathroom. Ashamed, my boyfriend and father had to pick me up. I destroyed the towel rack, ripping it of the wall. All this pain is now potentially for nothing. It's day 4 post operation. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 02:00 - United States

Today, I tried a new workout routine at the gym. I was feeling great until I dropped a big-ass weight on my foot and had to go to the hospital. After hours of waiting, the doctor told me that I had a broken toe and would need to wear a cast for six weeks. The worst part? I have a job interview next week. FML

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By crutchy - 20/03/2011 15:03 - United States

Today, at the age of 16, I'm recovering from hip surgery. My friends took me out to the movies to cheer me up. They thought it would be hilarious to steal my crutches and leave me stranded and alone in the mall, multiple times. It wasn't. FML

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Injury meet insult

By hystcheria - 09/08/2022 16:00 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I shattered my ankle while mountain biking with my boyfriend. As I lay writhing on the ground, waiting for the ambulance, he traced the outline of my thigh and said, "You should get this suctioned out while you're in the hospital." FML

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Limberger 1

Friday 8 May 2009 16:12

Wow, what an asshole

Ravemaster7 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:12

Wow, seems like he was a douche anyways. Get better with some real friends :-)

Comments

Limberger 1

Friday 8 May 2009 16:12

Wow, what an asshole

slushpup9696 12

Saturday 24 July 2010 8:10

I would love to just chill and watch movies with my girlfriend anyway!

FIeryGinger 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 4:02

wow ur not gunna be on crutches for 6 months chill out

sovietkiwi 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 5:48

I'd watch movies with my girlfriend if she was hurt... I wouldn't need favors...

sovietkiwi 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 5:48

I'd watch movies with my girlfriend if she was hurt... I wouldn't need favors...

Bleepbloop360 7

Friday 28 October 2011 4:53

Double post n00b

rukusrazor 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:13

Wow, who turns down headshots and a movie? The only thing better would be replace movie with football.

massivebox 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:12

you don't deserve him anyway. cheer up, hope the foot gets better

nexismyname 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 8:48

lol she doesn't deserve him? I was thinking the other way around.

MoodyBlue320 11

Friday 24 February 2012 5:19

I'm sure it was just a typo, lol.

Ravemaster7 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:12

Wow, seems like he was a douche anyways. Get better with some real friends :-)

AL3X_M 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:13

Wow, that's really Messed up....

JohnnyDeathNote 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:12

LOL. that sucks. I'm sorry, don't worry it'll heal up faster and you wont walk like tiny tim anymore. He'll regret it lol

nom_nom_nom 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:12

What a shallow loser. I know a guy who dumped a girl when she got hit by a bus, so you aren't alone (i dunno if it would make you feel any better though...). You'll find someone better. (: