Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
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Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye. It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone. FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML
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ClassyCommando 13
"Oh, right. It wasn't bleeding before, but then I took an arrow to the ac-knee." *Prepares for onslaught of thumbs down* I regret nothing.
ShroomsOnAcid 16
Let's see how many ignorant comments THIS acne related FML can gather.
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Comments (278)
mattypoo14 0
That's rough
JohnnyScene 7
<3 proactive...
clm123455 14
One word. Proactive.
Go_Away_141998 4
Say, "No, that's the 54th pimple. Your 312th gray hair is showing, time to invest in a hat."
kirstyannemiller 4
Omg, harsh. Accutane's sounding pretty good now
paulyfisch 1
Hugs is a ******
cartedor 18
uncalled for. absolutely no need for this comment. teacher is rude. should totally report it. suffering.acne is already enough. I wished all smokers suffer acne, and the world will be smoking free. can we human race put curing acne right after cancer please?
JohnForge 13
I wonder... What would make him say that?
west546 13
Proactive should clear that up just fine.
Adam Daniel 20
That’s pretty funny tho. I wouldn’t be upset, just laugh and thank your teacher for not making you present with blood on your face