Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
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Today, my brother decided it would be funny to squirt disappearing ink on my wedding dress right before I walked down the aisle. It didn't disappear. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, my older brother thought it would be hilarious to have over 200 people show up at my house to celebrate my wedding anniversary with my husband. Apparently, this was his "I'm sorry" present for missing my wedding last year. FML
Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
Today, my son took his very first steps. Unfortunately, it was during my sister's wedding. She had a full-blown bridezilla meltdown over how he "stole her spotlight". FML
Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML
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Top comments
lol_ironic_life 9
That is terrible. Your brother needs to grow up! :) Hope your honeymoon with your hubby made up for it in the end!
lordlekal 17
Sounds like your brother needs to be taken out back and beaten.
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Comments (161)
ahhitsjessi88 0
thats horrrible !!! :0
chosha_fml 27
Who needs enemies when you have family like that?
NYBellz 0
Aw .. remember pay back is a bitch
tulsafml 0
ya punched em?
jennapho 0
sounds like a wedding to remember forever
stevenmx86 8
The part that makes ydi is because you were worried about the fact that it was in front of 100s of people... It doesn't matter who saw, the little bastard tripped you at your wedding.
andrealovvve 17
I would murder him! that is NOT okay.
NorfolkDude 2
I say this is fake for many reasons. She used the world "Today" which suggests that the events she wrote occurred the same day as she posted it on here. With that in mind, I would say anyone who gotten married would be busy doing two things: 1) Bow-chica-wa-wa at least 4,5 times. and 2) In between #1 they'd be busy packing to go on their honey moon.
SchwizerMan 2
Id punch my bro in the junk and disown him
hditmore 0
Hahahahaha, I deffinately would do that, sisters wedding 2 months? I think so!