Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
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Today, my brother decided it would be funny to squirt disappearing ink on my wedding dress right before I walked down the aisle. It didn't disappear. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, my older brother thought it would be hilarious to have over 200 people show up at my house to celebrate my wedding anniversary with my husband. Apparently, this was his "I'm sorry" present for missing my wedding last year. FML
Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
Today, my son took his very first steps. Unfortunately, it was during my sister's wedding. She had a full-blown bridezilla meltdown over how he "stole her spotlight". FML
Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML
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Top comments
lol_ironic_life 9
That is terrible. Your brother needs to grow up! :) Hope your honeymoon with your hubby made up for it in the end!
lordlekal 17
Sounds like your brother needs to be taken out back and beaten.
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Comments (161)
kingtz 6
I hope you black listed your brother and never invite him to any of your functions for the rest of his miserable life.
mandyy702 0
I won't be mad , I would crack up punch my brother n keep walking lol
frygirl 0
what a prick, I'd kill my brothers if they did that. Congratz though :)
khaya 9
Your brother gets an A, for patience he was saving that trip for just the right moment. SUCCESS.
tahoegirl93 0
The time will come when you can trip him up too!:) Be patient-revenge is best served cold!;)
TahoeFMler 22
Indeed! What a shit though to do that!
cici132 3
if my brother even thought about doing that I would rip their heads off
younker123 2
That sucks. But cici you are beautiful!
chlobo13 0
hahahahahaha I would laugh.
OMG_N3RD 0
I would laugh too
footballkid123 0
nice boobs
snwkd 0
pretty far fetched story...
m1ssophiebee 0
are you kidding? you should go bridezilla on his a$$!
cardoor12 0
well it was probably to get even!
Blacksmokehick 0
hes jealous that you get some, and he goes home to an empty apartment or a **** of a wife.