Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother decided it would be funny to squirt disappearing ink on my wedding dress right before I walked down the aisle. It didn't disappear. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, my older brother thought it would be hilarious to have over 200 people show up at my house to celebrate my wedding anniversary with my husband. Apparently, this was his "I'm sorry" present for missing my wedding last year. FML
Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
Today, my son took his very first steps. Unfortunately, it was during my sister's wedding. She had a full-blown bridezilla meltdown over how he "stole her spotlight". FML
Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML
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Top comments
lol_ironic_life 9
That is terrible. Your brother needs to grow up! :) Hope your honeymoon with your hubby made up for it in the end!
lordlekal 17
Sounds like your brother needs to be taken out back and beaten.
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Comments (161)
lilxsexii 4
What a jerk! I woulda cried. /:
DjeePee 25
If I were you, I would decide it would be funny to slap him whilst saying that he must leave the church. Hilarious.
UnprecendentedAw 0
I hope he's 5 years old. If not, I hope you beat his ass. I could never imagine ruining my sister's wedding no matter how much I picked on her when we were kids.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
wat a dick
maa_rico 4
I know baby, i get that all the time ;)
ShadyFTW1 0
lmfao
thesuperunicorns 0
so what man your his sister brothers do stupid things to there sisters all the time..your gonna laugh about it one day might as well just let it go..its life don't take it to seriously
joeiscool68 0
omg #33 I love your eyeshadow! how did you do that?
jewjewB 0
I don't believe this FML
im_awsome 2
what an asshole .
Dragons_corner 6
how old is your brother? like 6 or 7 or younger then he does not understand fully yet. if older then he needs to grow up. either way sorry op.
DocBastard 40
If your new husband has any balls, he should have rushed over to help you up and then beaten the shit out of your brother for ruining your first wedding. Er, I mean your wedding.
OCDC 9
Maybe her brother's reasoning was that she'll have plenty more weddings in the future.
wisericky 12
maybe her borther is her husband. bum bum bum!
Notorious_WLG 0
that's not funny lol
TheWorldGreatest 8
I would drop kick his ass to the floor his head would spin. and I would never talk to him ever again. Sorry to say it, but doesn't like you much if he did that to you. especially on your wedding day. seriously wondering what did your future husband have to say about that? and your lovely parents?