Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
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Today, my brother decided it would be funny to squirt disappearing ink on my wedding dress right before I walked down the aisle. It didn't disappear. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, my older brother thought it would be hilarious to have over 200 people show up at my house to celebrate my wedding anniversary with my husband. Apparently, this was his "I'm sorry" present for missing my wedding last year. FML
Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
Today, my son took his very first steps. Unfortunately, it was during my sister's wedding. She had a full-blown bridezilla meltdown over how he "stole her spotlight". FML
Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML
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Top comments
lol_ironic_life 9
That is terrible. Your brother needs to grow up! :) Hope your honeymoon with your hubby made up for it in the end!
lordlekal 17
Sounds like your brother needs to be taken out back and beaten.
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Comments (161)
brun12 1
Omg what an asshole. I would punch him in the face
dlwthit77 4
Uh that dick just do it to him on his wedding if he isn't already married LOL
stewartsn 0
I will admit that's pretty funny but I guess not if you're the one experiencing it! But that's a big wedding, congrats!
igihhd 0
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cannabliss96 0
That's a dick move FYL
Migole 36
Oh wow, that's so mean I don't know where to start... I guess I wouldn't talk to him ever again until he fully understands what he has done to you and tries to make up for it somehow. Or trip him at his own wedding =P But seriously, what a b***...
SaintJimmy21 19
the day he of his wedding, kick his butt when he stands in front of the priest >:(
fantasyworld 39
I'd be so mad. Punch him in his face.
ThatssJustMe 10
I would beat the shit out of him later.
pokkrz 8
I'd confront him and bash him as I'd be the groom