Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML
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boyguydudemalema
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sadistic little bastards !
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ribbyc80
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that's when u yell " there's a poo in the pool"!! and the last kid in might actually need saving.... or they like poo.
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techweed
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Pity you can't split your body into several parts .... you would have been OK
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opendoorclosed
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Or just look away and pretend you didn't see them..... then again you would probably won't have a job the next day if you do that.
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iLazy
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And he might be jailed for neglecting his duties to save 1/4 lives
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iSitt
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the boys who cried "wolf".
try that with 911 and they'll be arrested for filing a false complaint.
try that with 911 and they'll be arrested for filing a false complaint.
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jamieleigh_315
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this is something me an my friends would do lol were retarded
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Kovu_fml
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I hope when you do actually drown, no one saves your dumb ass.
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RinaRina
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just let en drown then :p
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herrobear
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That really sucks. I'm a lifeguard, I think we'd kick them out for that.
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DivineGarden
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Lay down your rules and state your authoritah, and that shit won't happen.
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laxscorer106
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Haha, thats all fun in games until the lady in the middle of the pool starts drowning and you dont notice :0:0 hah lol
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Newboyz00185
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Save the one with the hot mom!
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milky953
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it's not like they're going to commit suicide over a game...
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jamieleigh_315
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haha #27 it's a game , not like we wouldn't come up 4 air soon hahaha I like how u got mad @ my comment tho (: o an ps it's called dead mans float
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lexa1love
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It is still dangerous. Just by keeping an eye on them you are distracting yourself from the other patrons, who might actually be drowning. I lifeguard and I would have them all dismissed from the pool. There are plenty of other games and things to do besides that.
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boyguydudemalema
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sadistic little bastards !
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i_love_grrr
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I can not believe kids would think of a game like that lol
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JustinThunder
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I can. Kids can be real bitches at times.
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chiddy_bang71
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I think this game is incredibly dumb and selfish. but I kind of want to play too.
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WinMan
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definitally going on the bucket list
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fmlsaves
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I only know one way to get them all up to the top at once, but only if the principles of dynamite fishing apply to children...
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Topygrl21
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87- hehe
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Herropreez17
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Thats kids for you.
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MaskingTape
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So you saved the cute one right?
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PrickHead
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*cough* pedophile *cough*
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BCCUBS09
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lmao
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aardvarkish
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102, saving the best looking is a tribute to society and future generations. Have you no cultivation whatsoever?
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smellymellyy
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sounds like fun can i play?
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i_love_grrr
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your pic scares me for some reaspn lol
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Bano360
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15's pic pleases me for some reason. so gorgeous . . comment moderated in 5 . . 4 . .
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JDintheHOUSE
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haha that's what I thought
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Minx108
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#15 I like yours for some reason. must be the pink in the hair :)
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kaleighiscool
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You look like an obsessed stalker lady O___o?
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BB_ava
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lol, the guy's comment was deleted w/o a trace :O
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ViciousFoxes
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I'm with 15, it scares me too.
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OceanBreathesSal
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I think it's her eyes and creepy smile...
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LoveForNerd2
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you guys are mean.
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lolboy300
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I wanna be a part of the conversation too :D
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JoeTheBow
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I looked at it, the pic IS scary!
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Chocomaro
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no. mine is scary
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sushi_car
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I think she's pretty no homo
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randomreader2315
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You can play, but only if you actually go drown yourself.
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CoconutMuffin
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DAYMN! People on FML can be fucking bitchy! :)
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BShady96
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sure but we're doing it in the ocean this time
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wriptidez
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i would get them banned from the pool for awhile until they can behave.
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deaper
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My thoughts exactly!!! Not only that but be dang sure you CALL the parents!
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EvilPotato
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let them drown.
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btnhdude
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that's what I thought before I read this.
you evil potato, you!
you evil potato, you!
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ViciousFoxes
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Yes! I hate children. I imagine I would like my own, if I had any, but I could never have a job that involved watching or taking care of other peoples' children because I hate them so.
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22, You were a children once, so you also hate yourself.
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*CHILD
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ChibiChibi_fml
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I'm with ViciousFoxes, I can not stand kids. I know that I was once a child as well. I've seen home movies and let me tell you, I like every other child is, was annoying as hell. I can't stand to watch myself in home movies. This includes family children too. I love my niece and my cousins and wouldn't do a thing to hurt them, but I don't want to hang out around them because children are annoying.
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CoconutMuffin
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22, Chill out. Yes, kids can be annoying. But then there are the cool ones. Like when I was in 8th grade I hung out with litterally everyone, little kids included. Like adults can be annoying as any little kid. It's just life girl.
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Khfan12
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She was a children once?? o_o
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hansbaby
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haha epic little kids
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ribbyc80
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that's when u yell " there's a poo in the pool"!! and the last kid in might actually need saving.... or they like poo.
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jmmille
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That is one of the funniest comments I've read.
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whcwtexan
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WIN!!!
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mine2take
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That is the best comment here. They won't go back in that pool again.
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Topygrl21
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42- that must mean u r new to FML
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lolzkitty
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then save the cutest one
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Blueglasscup
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Hahaha F your life but that must've been funny to watch!