By zain - 04/06/2011 06:15 - United States

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 909
You deserved it 3 688

Same thing different taste

Top comments

boyguydudemalema 0

that's when u yell " there's a poo in the pool"!! and the last kid in might actually need saving.... or they like poo.


Pity you can't split your body into several parts .... you would have been OK

Or just look away and pretend you didn't see them..... then again you would probably won't have a job the next day if you do that.

And he might be jailed for neglecting his duties to save 1/4 lives

iSitt 0

the boys who cried "wolf". try that with 911 and they'll be arrested for filing a false complaint.

jamieleigh_315 0

this is something me an my friends would do lol were retarded

I hope when you do actually drown, no one saves your dumb ass.

That really sucks. I'm a lifeguard, I think we'd kick them out for that.

Lay down your rules and state your authoritah, and that shit won't happen.

Haha, thats all fun in games until the lady in the middle of the pool starts drowning and you dont notice :0:0 hah lol

it's not like they're going to commit suicide over a game...

jamieleigh_315 0

haha #27 it's a game , not like we wouldn't come up 4 air soon hahaha I like how u got mad @ my comment tho (: o an ps it's called dead mans float

It is still dangerous. Just by keeping an eye on them you are distracting yourself from the other patrons, who might actually be drowning. I lifeguard and I would have them all dismissed from the pool. There are plenty of other games and things to do besides that.

boyguydudemalema 0
i_love_grrr 0

I can not believe kids would think of a game like that lol

JustinThunder 8

I can. Kids can be real bitches at times.

I think this game is incredibly dumb and selfish. but I kind of want to play too.

definitally going on the bucket list

I only know one way to get them all up to the top at once, but only if the principles of dynamite fishing apply to children...

Herropreez17 0
MaskingTape 2

So you saved the cute one right?

102, saving the best looking is a tribute to society and future generations. Have you no cultivation whatsoever?

i_love_grrr 0

your pic scares me for some reaspn lol

15's pic pleases me for some reason. so gorgeous . . comment moderated in 5 . . 4 . .

Minx108 12

#15 I like yours for some reason. must be the pink in the hair :)

kaleighiscool 0

You look like an obsessed stalker lady O___o?

lol, the guy's comment was deleted w/o a trace :O

ViciousFoxes 0

I'm with 15, it scares me too.

OceanBreathesSal 5

I think it's her eyes and creepy smile...

I wanna be a part of the conversation too :D

JoeTheBow 8

I looked at it, the pic IS scary!

sushi_car 0

I think she's pretty no ****

You can play, but only if you actually go drown yourself.

DAYMN! People on FML can be ******* bitchy! :)

sure but we're doing it in the ocean this time

wriptidez 0

i would get them banned from the pool for awhile until they can behave.

My thoughts exactly!!! Not only that but be dang sure you CALL the parents!

btnhdude 0

that's what I thought before I read this. you evil potato, you!

ViciousFoxes 0

Yes! I hate children. I imagine I would like my own, if I had any, but I could never have a job that involved watching or taking care of other peoples' children because I hate them so.

Hello_kitty_love_fml 0

22, You were a children once, so you also hate yourself.

I'm with ViciousFoxes, I can not stand kids. I know that I was once a child as well. I've seen home movies and let me tell you, I like every other child is, was annoying as hell. I can't stand to watch myself in home movies. This includes family children too. I love my niece and my cousins and wouldn't do a thing to hurt them, but I don't want to hang out around them because children are annoying.

22, Chill out. Yes, kids can be annoying. But then there are the cool ones. Like when I was in 8th grade I hung out with litterally everyone, little kids included. Like adults can be annoying as any little kid. It's just life girl.

that's when u yell " there's a poo in the pool"!! and the last kid in might actually need saving.... or they like poo.

That is one of the funniest comments I've read.

mine2take 5

That is the best comment here. They won't go back in that pool again.

Hahaha F your life but that must've been funny to watch!