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By not a kiddy fiddler really - 29/05/2015 20:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my daughter's wedding celebration, I was doing a Michael Jackson act with a few buddies. It went well until I did the crotch-grab. I yanked my balls too hard and fell to the floor, writhing in agony in front of nearly 70 guests. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 09:09 - United States - Pueblo

Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout of it is now pinned in our break room. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2013 23:31 - Brazil

Today, I was on the treadmill at the gym, when I felt my pants start slipping. I tried to pull them up, but lost my balance and fell face-first onto the floor. When I go to my wedding tomorrow, half the guests will probably think I've exchanged my fiancé for Chris Brown. FML

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By Lucky girl - 23/08/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML

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By thefailure - 02/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2017 20:00

Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML

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By northernlass - 20/09/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML

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By MarsMayFall - 12/09/2016 09:56 - United States

Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML

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By OhDear - 25/05/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML

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By slipperyhands - 15/08/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By KenzFell - 05/06/2012 07:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

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MDoremis 38

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:08

A wedding isn't great until a father does something stupid.

WCARlover 34

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:10

I bet you made were finally able to be high pitched enough to make the "hee hee" sound MJ did.

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littleunicorn_fml 7

Saturday 30 May 2015 19:55

This sure is a wedding to remember xD

sally_jangl 13

Saturday 30 May 2015 20:04

u should of feel the paain

nhaba1214 19

Saturday 30 May 2015 20:06

Lol. Your poor daughter probably saw that.

Anonypus 20

Saturday 30 May 2015 20:30

I'm sure it made some memories haha

Smooth_Criminal 24

Saturday 30 May 2015 21:29

Nobody can do it like Mj. But good try... I guess.

ajk168 22

Saturday 30 May 2015 21:58

Girls: YDI Guys: FYL

StickyPickles 33

Sunday 31 May 2015 3:27

It's been a while since I've actually laughed out loud at one of these. . Right in the favs

mbuck87 19

Sunday 31 May 2015 8:21

Who said anything about kiddy fiddling?

Niz_DD 14

Sunday 31 May 2015 9:48

I bet there's a video circulating around the internet right this moment.

middlenamefrank 8

Sunday 31 May 2015 14:39

I hope you just pretended it was part of the act -- that's pretty hysterical!

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