Today, at Arby's, there were two cute guys behind me in line. Right before ordering, my dad said loudly "Go get the calorie sheet. You need to lose more weight before you think about going after those guys." FML
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Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML
Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML
Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML
Today, my dad insisted on taking us to a local buffet that is known for bad food and botulism. He kept piling things onto a plate for me, despite my objections. A waitress commented on how much was on my plate. I told her I wasn't hungry, and it was my dad's doing. Her response, "Your skinny self needs to eat." FML
Today, I overheard the popular kids say that they were planning on going to the local fast food restaurant to take pictures of the obese people that go there. Not only do I work there, but my family and I were planning on having dinner there tonight. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for ordering too much fast food. The only reason I’m doing it is because there isn’t any food in the house. Not only that but I’m also trying to gain weight. FML
Today, while at my mom’s house, my mom told me that I need to seriously curb my food intake. Then I went to my dad’s house and he told me I need to gain weight. I can’t win here. FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML
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chocchipcookies 0
Your dad's an asshole, no offence to you...
Cinn_fml 23
This is what parents do; embarrass their kids at any chance they get. Besides, if the guys got put off by his words then you don't want them anyway. And you know how much you weigh and if you're happy with it, then let it be and just laugh it off.
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Comments (106)
easwhitey 0
So your dad **** blocked you? What a dick
sharkwkrox 0
oh wow he's an asshole
mandypandypants 4
I honestly don't understand why parents feel the need to publicly humiliate their kids in public. My dad does it to me all the time whenever there guys around that he knows I like.
Cinn_fml 23
As far as I can tell most parents view it as their right to embarrass their kid(s) as they see fit. It probably is to try and teach them not to get too easily fussed over things or something, or just 'cause it's fun from their point of view, but still, it's just something parents do.
FatMan23 10
Are you gonna take me home tonight ? Ah down beside that red firelight Are you gonna let it all hang out ? Fat bottomed girls You make the rockin' world go round
Helpfulsolution1 0
I wont talk about your father because I wouldnt want anyone to talk about my dad, but he was wrong. I dont know what size you are but I know that as a size 14 I think that I am very sexy. No matter my weight loss goal of 40lbs, i still catch my fair share of hotties. Dont even sweat the small stuff. I know how hard it can be to lose weight. This is what is helping me humblebeginningsin2cash2.com. Hope this helps. Love yourself regardless!!!
lakersfan4life 0
haha that's freaking hilarious ur dad must have some good jokes
fyreshadowes 2
Ouch. He was probably trying to sabotage your flirting attempts before they started. Fathers have an unfortunate habit of being overprotective of their little girls. My dad's the same way, although he would never make a comment like that in public. Sorry you had to go through that, OP.
gman90210 18
You are a pervert for thinking about going after one of them. All women girls are more perverted then men. !!!
redhedsaysrawr 18
Umm, welcome to the 21st century, where TALKING TO SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX is not "perverted". Just get off the internet, that was one of the stupidest comments I've seen all day.
lusitania_fml 11
@103 I second that motion. 101's comment is ridiculous:: "Women girls" and being perverted for "thinking" about approaching someone you are attracted to? *sigh*
PamChopsWithMint 5
Why are you even at Arby's
trumpy 9
if he is so concerned about your weight maybe he shouldnt feed you shit fast food