Today, at Arby's, there were two cute guys behind me in line. Right before ordering, my dad said loudly "Go get the calorie sheet. You need to lose more weight before you think about going after those guys." FML
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Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML
Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML
Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML
Today, my dad insisted on taking us to a local buffet that is known for bad food and botulism. He kept piling things onto a plate for me, despite my objections. A waitress commented on how much was on my plate. I told her I wasn't hungry, and it was my dad's doing. Her response, "Your skinny self needs to eat." FML
Today, I overheard the popular kids say that they were planning on going to the local fast food restaurant to take pictures of the obese people that go there. Not only do I work there, but my family and I were planning on having dinner there tonight. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for ordering too much fast food. The only reason I’m doing it is because there isn’t any food in the house. Not only that but I’m also trying to gain weight. FML
Today, while at my mom’s house, my mom told me that I need to seriously curb my food intake. Then I went to my dad’s house and he told me I need to gain weight. I can’t win here. FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML
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chocchipcookies 0
Your dad's an asshole, no offence to you...
Cinn_fml 23
This is what parents do; embarrass their kids at any chance they get. Besides, if the guys got put off by his words then you don't want them anyway. And you know how much you weigh and if you're happy with it, then let it be and just laugh it off.
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Comments (106)
brootalxkeni 0
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that sucks, but ydi for being fat. yuck.
The_Fonz_fml 0
I like when people automatically assume OP is fat just cause it involves food and weight maybe op isn't fat an their father just likes embarrassing her? and there is nothing yuck about being fat unless you like can't move your legs because of it.
cassey419 0
there is nothing wrong with being fat some ppl aren't born with the ability to eat whatever they want and still weigh 100 pounds
Rawket_Lawnchair 0
22 and 49 - stop feeding the troll. Also, she's right, OP needs to stop being a fatass.
SmallTownCutie 0
I'm guessing that she isn't that fat since her dad said she needed to lose some MORE weight, not weight in general. Just guessing.
Judus_beej 0
15 she just hasn't learned to throw up her food like you yet. maybe you can teach her.
fearfulsymmetry 1
Seriously #22 and #49? There's nothing wrong with being fat? I wish I could slap you both.
The_Fonz_fml 0
In old times and still in some societies being fat is a sign of health/wealth and give me one reason why being fat is wrong.
kizz_fml 0
Increased risk of heart disease and diabetes. Low self esteem which leads to depression. Constant fatigue which decreases ones productivity. Clothes cease to fit. etc.
aamor01 0
you all criticizing fat ppl are just stuck up shallow ppl who are so damn riue and need to get over yourselves.and I am not fat BTW before anyone make that comment I'm just fed up with rude ppl on here.
starile 20
YDI for eating at Arby's.
LaLince 40
lol
Pb25797051 0
ewwwww
Pb25797051 0
he was right. you are shallow and FAT?!? and you expect to get a cute guy? and then call HIM shallow when he rejects you?
aamor01 0
who says she is fat dumbass? her dad just said that she should loose MORE weight..not " U r fat"
Pb25797051 0
89 you are the dumbass here. you are a HUGE idiot damn
DocBastard 40
I'm sure your dad was just looking out for you. I doubt it was because he wanted to eat the 3 Beef N Cheddars, large curly fries, potato cakes, and large Jamocha shake you had ordered.
sourgirl101 29
Don't forget the horsey sauce.(: That's right, I like curly fries!
DocBastard 40
EXTRA Horsey sauce. That shit goes well on anything - fries, roast beef, shakes, my nipples, burgers, pasta... Wait, what?
Icyyy 0
^Horrible mental picture. /shudders
TheCheyenneMorga 3
Your dad's funny. Score one for the awesome dad.
DethbyFML 0
Diet and fast food in the same sentence while thinking about a 3 way with the cute guys in line. cover yourself in mayo.
crazypomgurl3 0
your dad is an asshole!!! that's so horrible!!
ninjalope 0
ha that's funny I remember going to arby's with my friend and hearing those exact words
mintcar 10
Arbys? The food is disgusting.
DocBastard 40
No no no, minty! Arby's is delicious! Of course, being very drunk helps.