Health: Today, my dick of a neighbor tried to file a noise complaint... - FML

By ACCCHHHOOOO!!!!!!!!! -_- - 04/09/2015 15:48 - United States - Laurel

Today, my dick of a neighbor tried to file a noise complaint against me, all because I have the flu and am sneezing a lot. FML

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#blessed

By Loney - 22/04/2018 19:00

Today, I had to let my nosy landlord into my apartment to ensure I didn't have an unapproved guest over. Why? Because she overheard me sneeze, and then bless myself. FML

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Neighbours at war

By Pl. - 07/02/2024 02:30 - India - Mumbai

Today, a man next door has been coughing constantly for past 3 months and I can hear him despite closing my windows. During the day there's construction noise and at night this asshole. I asked him many times to close his windows but he won't. Now I play coughing on a speaker at the same time he starts, just to piss him off. FML

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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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Asshats everywhere

By 404 justice not found - 21/04/2016 19:15 - United States - Whitehall

Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML

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By errrmkl46 - 02/12/2009 06:25 - United States

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML

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By Earplugged - 25/01/2015 05:01 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I have to wear earplugs in my own apartment because my neighbor won't turn down his music. My landlord doesn't believe me because "people with disabilities can't be rude." FML

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By IcyWindows - 01/04/2014 02:03 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my neighbor yelled at me because, according to him, the sound of me scraping the ice off my windshield wakes him up every morning. This is the same neighbor who ran over my mailbox last week because there was too much snow on his windows to see properly. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 13:37 - United States - Palmer

Today, my boss forced me to come into work despite having a bad cold. While waiting a table, I violently sneezed and sprayed a child's face with snot. His dad got so pissed that my boss had to pretend to fire me just to calm him down. FML

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A-hole

By Anonymous - 25/01/2014 19:11 - United States - Salida

Today, I went back to work after a horrible bout of respiratory illness. After a few hours of using hot tea, cough drops, and tissues to deal with my lingering cough, I found out that my asshole coworker has filed a formal complaint about me disrupting her concentration. FML

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Top comments

thatguynamedsky 32

Saturday 5 September 2015 0:06

well thats snot nice

KaidensCrow 18

Saturday 5 September 2015 0:28

start sneezing into a megaphone

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thatguynamedsky 32

Saturday 5 September 2015 0:06

well thats snot nice

GodPart2 20

Saturday 5 September 2015 0:22

Yeah, who nose what the neighbour could do next...

GodPart2 20

Saturday 5 September 2015 0:24

I'd get him to get down on his sneeze and beg for forgiveness

Thatissarcastic 17

Saturday 5 September 2015 3:09

Yeah, I mean how could he be so cold?

brownapple 22

Saturday 5 September 2015 12:23

What a booger.

SirNiceAss 13

Saturday 5 September 2015 19:51

When will he snop?

Quetzal27 12

Saturday 5 September 2015 0:06

Wow thats a load of snot!!

yve1220 20

Saturday 5 September 2015 0:06

Don't mind your neighbor op, some people just choose to be miserable.

bxjxj 20

Saturday 5 September 2015 0:06

You should sneeze on him so he gets sick and then when he sneezes a lot, file a noise complaint on him

FMLRITP 18

Saturday 5 September 2015 0:25

That's is the stupidest thing I've ever heard

Patriots21 14

Saturday 5 September 2015 0:28

16, modern day comments are all this stupid or they are saying "sorry OP, hope you get better!" just a disgrace to the glory days of clever and funny comments.

Rei_Ayanami 18

Saturday 5 September 2015 2:59

That's the thing, #17. The comment quality has not risen or lowered significantly one way or another. People simply choose to believe they were better in the past, as that is what they remember. They remember funny comments or puns, but choose to not remember the same jokes being told then that are being told now.

LittleBastard 20

Saturday 5 September 2015 5:45

Go to the posts from 09, they are far from better.

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 5 September 2015 7:02

16 - "That's is" the stupidest thing you've heard?

Saxicolous 27

Saturday 5 September 2015 0:07

Go to his house to explain, and maybe accidentally sneeze in his general direction

davidpropert 32

Saturday 5 September 2015 0:17

Farting in someone's general direction is usually more effective

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 5 September 2015 2:35

Monty Python FTW

THEDUDE1553566 24

Saturday 5 September 2015 0:08

What a bad person. If I were u I would knock on his door and confront him on it

gosh_mate 30

Saturday 5 September 2015 0:08

Some people are so inconsiderate!

rebeccacmlc 22

Saturday 5 September 2015 0:14

Oh my god some people are just spiteful for the sake of it and make trouble for nothing ... That person probably doesn't have anything better to do in his or her life. I don't get these people.

Wer3Wolf3 16

Saturday 5 September 2015 0:16

Ring his doorbell, and when your neighbor opens the door sneeze straight in his/hers face.

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 5 September 2015 2:37

neighbor would probably bring assault charges. OP I'm sure the cops gave it the attention it deserved.

failedgamer01 20

Saturday 5 September 2015 0:19

How loud are you sneezing for your neighbor to notice?

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