Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML
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Today, at over 9 months pregnant, I woke up to a wet bed. Convinced my water broke, I woke up my husband and had him drive me to the hospital at 3am. The nurse told me my water was fine, I had just peed the bed. FML
Today, I thought my water had broken. I'd actually just peed myself when the baby moved. FML
Today, my water broke. I called my mom, who had agreed to watch my other two kids while I went to the hospital. When I asked her to come over, she just said, "Sorry, now isn't a good time." FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, my very pregnant wife woke up in bed, grabbing her stomach and writhing in pain. Worried that the baby might be in distress, I asked her what was wrong. She gasped then let out what can only be described as a river of hot liquid shit all over herself and my legs. We both cried. FML
Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and I went to pee at 2 a.m., with the light off to avoid waking my husband. The wanker had left the seat up, so I fell right into the bowl and got stuck with my cheeks in the water because my belly wouldn’t let me get up. My useless sleeping husband couldn’t hear me yell for help. FML
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barlessprison 16
you're pregnant. stuff like this is bound to happen. don't beat yourself up over it.
DocBastard 40
I hope YOU know that the doctors and nurses have all seen and heard it before, and this isn't a unique situation. And the mother was probably fine because she was helping her very pregnant daughter. I also hope you know that the whole FML community is laughing at you for being a complete shitbag.
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margie4peace 11
happens ALL the time! they have testing strips that they use to check for amniotic fluid because SO many women do this. i think it ends up being pee even more often than the other stuff. so don't worry--it's completely normal! :-)
irockfendergirl 0
87- I can't quite tell the difference. Is it a guy or girl? I don't have a clue. :)
irockfendergirl 0
119- Agreed.
doodlez223 1
Don't feel bad. My dr broke my water and every time I had a contraction I thought I was peeing myself because more amniotic fluid would come out. But I only went to the hospital because I peed involuntarily and thought my water broke.
kthxbai123 1
that happened to my mom kinda. she was already at the hospital preparing for a csection though
acbentz07 0
how the hell do u not know the difference between the two? some ppl shouldnt have kids...
Emileerzz 1
how would you know the difference?
xgetxbentx 13
from what I hear, it's pretty easy to pee yourself when your really far along. I heard that you can tell the difference by the smell though?
Moobug 4
Not usually - most pregnant pee is fairly odourless, and amniotic fluid can smell a bit sweet at most. Either way... ever tried sniffing your damp pants/trousers when you're nine months pregnant? ;) I'm sure you can imagine the logistics!
shadow1917 0
happened to me too don't feel bad and no u can't always tell if it's urine because when ur pregnant u have to keep well hydrated so much so that there's not always a smell to it I happened to go to bed on a full blatter while 38 weeks pregnant bad idea lol
shadow1917 0
I'd love to see when ur bitch ass gets pregnant and u do the same damn thing then u will know where to shove it.
xspoiltprincessx 1
you can normally tell if it your waters but when you think you're in labour I guess it's the last thing you're going to worry about! congrats on the pregnancy x