Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML
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Today, at over 9 months pregnant, I woke up to a wet bed. Convinced my water broke, I woke up my husband and had him drive me to the hospital at 3am. The nurse told me my water was fine, I had just peed the bed. FML
Today, I thought my water had broken. I'd actually just peed myself when the baby moved. FML
Today, my water broke. I called my mom, who had agreed to watch my other two kids while I went to the hospital. When I asked her to come over, she just said, "Sorry, now isn't a good time." FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, my very pregnant wife woke up in bed, grabbing her stomach and writhing in pain. Worried that the baby might be in distress, I asked her what was wrong. She gasped then let out what can only be described as a river of hot liquid shit all over herself and my legs. We both cried. FML
Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and I went to pee at 2 a.m., with the light off to avoid waking my husband. The wanker had left the seat up, so I fell right into the bowl and got stuck with my cheeks in the water because my belly wouldn’t let me get up. My useless sleeping husband couldn’t hear me yell for help. FML
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barlessprison 16
you're pregnant. stuff like this is bound to happen. don't beat yourself up over it.
DocBastard 40
I hope YOU know that the doctors and nurses have all seen and heard it before, and this isn't a unique situation. And the mother was probably fine because she was helping her very pregnant daughter. I also hope you know that the whole FML community is laughing at you for being a complete shitbag.
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RockstarRN 10
Those strips are always wrong! it probably did break and you probably had your baby, so congrats!
kasumii 1
What the hell, you don't know when your water will break? You get rhythmic contractions hours prior. And when it does break you'd feel painful cramps. Plus you can't tell it's urine??? I don't even plan on being pregnant and I know this.
monnanon 14
well its obvious you haven't been pregnant. I had no pains whatsoever and my waters broke in my sleep. After that (at 4:45 am ) i had no contractions at all until about 6 am. I only woke up because I felt the wetness. The fluid that comes out looks like urine unless you manage to catch it in a cup or something and it has an odd smell and tbh to me it smelled a little like urine. It would have been almost impossible for OP to tell for sure.
thebestof1984 0
******* idiot. No, not every woman has contraction before or after her water breaks. The doctors had to induce me because I wasn't having contractions with both my kids after 4 hours.
LinTurk 4
I had contractions with my first and they had to break my water, then on the second one my water broke before any contractions at all.. I think if you do have kids you'll be in for A LOT of surprises.
Moobug 4
With my eldest, my waters broke 24 hours before my first contraction. Might I suggest that in future, you consider whether you really know all that much about something 'even you' haven't done.
irockfendergirl 0
81, I had to be induced as well. I didn't have any pain for quite a while. 67- I'm so glad you don't plan on having any kids. We don't need more uneducated brats who think they know everything running around. Thank god you don't have any kids.
kasumii 1
I give up on this site. Americans are so weird.
jdeshnerx3 0
when my water broke and I called they said that I could have peed myself, but when it happens you will feel it pop and it's a pinkish liquid
anim0sitee 0
Same thing happened to me. A day later I started having contractions.
cool517 1
watch out if you hear thunder it may be poop whatever you do don't go tot the ER
robin26_fml 0
I have three kids. When the third one was born I didn't even know my water broke and almost had her at home and my husband was out of state visiting his mother. The first child I did the same thing as OP.
thebestof1984 0
******* idiot kids on here. Just because you watch 16 and pregnant doesn't mean you're an expert. No you can't tell if you peed or your water breaks. No not every woman has contractions before or after her water breaks. Even tho this was her second pregnancy, every labor is different......
kasumii 1
No I don't watch shows about American *****.
Skatejock21 0
hahah that is so funny. When my wife had kids... she could easily tell the difference between peeing herself and her water breaking. I'm the father of 4. What a disappointment for the entire family on your part. Look on the bright side, now you got a real story to tell your unborn child, when the kid is born, and you know you wont have the pain from labor (yet)! But FYL for having to go to the hospital for that... that would suck.
Sparx1_1 16
OP is Canadian so the hospital stay is free. The only part the parents pay for is the circumcision if it's a boy - if they want one done.
sheethapins 13
pregnant woman = excused. anyone in your shoes would have likely thought the same thing. no worries